Ulf is THAT Uncle Who Couldn't Be Bother To Read the Room😅
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Ulf is THAT Uncle Who Couldn't Be Bother To Read the Room😅
Image: Piñata Farms
Jace: Sometimes I feel like I don’t fit anywhere. Clary: What do you mean? Clary: You fit right in my arms. Jace: [ugly sobbing as he hugs Clary]
Listening to city of ashes and just finding it funny that now the Herondale’s are one of the most well loved shadowhunter families but the first one we’re ever introduced to is Imogen 😭
Also after Jace finds out that he is a Herondale the only impression he ever has of his bio family is his strict grandmother who put him in jail 💀
The Humphrey Bogart curse
Alec gets hit by a curse that makes him narrate his every thought and action like in those old black and white detective movies.
Magnus, entering the institute where the group is waiting for him: "Alright, you all look well enough. So what's the big emergency?"
Alec: "He breezed into the institute like the true force of nature he was. Magnus Bane, high warlock of Brooklyn, possibly the most powerful warlock alive, and the man I loved more than anything. He was as magnificent as ever, and even though it was a most inapproriate time, I couldn’t help but remember the night before, in our bed, when his glorious legs were wrapped tightly around my waist and I-"
Jace: "I'm begging you not to finish that sentence. Please. I already got the endorphins from your side last night through the bond, I don’t need the imagery as well."
Magnus: "Ah, the Humphrey Bogart curse. Been a while since I have last seen it in use. Don’t worry, everyone. I should be able to mix up the cure easily."
Alec: "Magnus was so smart. And pretty. And wonderful. I wanted to kiss him right where he stood. More than that, I wanted to-"
Jace: "Alec, by the Angel, please stop talking!"
Rhaenyra when her kid asks her who his biological father really is
When Aegon babysits his nephew, Caesaron.
Boy better run, Aemond is gonna beat his ass for teaching his son to say bad words.
Jace should’ve seen this coming, but he’s already a stressed out mom and needed a break.
magnus and jace
Magnus: Can someone give me an example of things that are useless?
Jace: *raises hand*
Magnus: Excellent, any other examples?
Jace:
Reading GOTSM. Noticing:
A) How very adept Celiné was with her swords and blades
and
B) How adept she was at mental self-flagellation because she thought she was worthless
C) And how Valentine preyed on that.
Jace is basically Celiné. He might be a Herondale, but he is his mother’s son. Valentine was such a jerk. I’m glad Raziel spit on him.