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Oh no, he's upset.
This Bird Has Flown (Chapter 7)
'Tis posted!!!! So sorry for the wait... this chapter has almost 10k words, and you will most likely need a reread of the previous chapters so you're not totally lost... so strap in! And please enjoy! Love ya all for sticking around :)
This Bird Has Flown Chap. 7
Reginald dumped Klaus and broke his heart. He dumped the only guy who had helped him all season and was sincere with him. Was it just for the sake of drama, to stay a villain? Or did he want to use Allison as a battery to break the deal with her, because he realized that Five from another timeline had interfered with him? Goodbye Klaus... although no, you are immortal
Ideal ten year old German boy body build I guess
Teen!Klaus: I wont put up with this bullshit anymore. Teenagers have rights now you know
Reginald: Don’t be ridiculous, get in the car or it’l be 8 hours this time
The scene of Klaus getting run over on repeat is, of course, hilarious in practice. The performance by Robert Sheehan is amazing, and the physicality of Klaus is captured to perfection in that scene and every other. Plus the concept that all these people just keep running this guy over like nothing is so grimly strange that it just becomes hysterical.
However, I also think this scene is one of the most conceptually disturbing in the way that it’s presented to the viewer. Not because we witness all these people killing a man and barely caring enough to slow down. Not because Reginald is encouraging Klaus to play in a highway to master his power, and not even because Klaus was kidnapped to get there. The song that they play over this scene is Cat’s in the Cradle, a song famous for being about parental neglect, specifically that between father and son. It’s a sad song. A depressing song, really. This song about a son hoping that someday, sometime, his father will come back to spend all that missed time with him is playing over this borderline jovial footage of an adult man literally playing in traffic to get his father’s attention. Klaus has found something that actually gets his father to spend time with him, and he’s willing to do it. Even if it means suffering. Even if it means doing something painful. Even if it means literally dying. He does it with enthusiasm and a bright smile. Because he feels that his father finally feels something for him.
No matter how horrible that time was, Klaus wanted to make it good. Even as Reginald continued to torment him, quite literally force him out of his comfort zone, and continue to experiment on him, Klaus convinced himself that he was finally getting the time with his dad that he always wanted, and thus never questioned it.
Someone give Klaus a hug jfc
Klaus and Vanya are PEAK disaster wlw/mlm solidarity
Hayley: WHERE'S Klaus???
Elijah: Uh... last I saw in his room
Hayley, Cocking a gun: OPEN UP YOU FUCKER-
Elijah:
Elijah, with closed eyes: I'll just wait till I hear crying