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"Look. I'm pretty sure if I touch you, you'll actually lop my fuckin' head off right at the shoulders -- so can I instead sort of just tell you? How you're sort of nice in an extremely frustrating kind of way, and how it'd be just as nice not to be automatically loathed? Maybe? ... No? Right then -- well, the scotch is still good, at least. You want a drink?"

The tips of Aki’s ears twitch as his attention snaps towardthe all too familiar voice of a certain priest. While he couldn’t say he wasthrilled to see Nolarian standing those scant few paces away after their lastencounter, he also wasn’t displeased by the man’s presence either. If anything,he was more concerned with if the possible threat of getting jumped by hisattack dog. With is being clear the ranger didn’t seem to be present after afew quick glances around, Aki simply stared toward the man.

Brow lofting up to his forehead at the initial statement, hecouldn’t deny that and he was rather impressed Nolan picked up on that fact asquick as he had. “A wise choice on your part. Not many seem to pick up on thatvibe or listen to the constant warnings I offer.” Dipping his head toward thepriest, he mused over the rest of what had been said.

“Sort of nice and in a frustrating way?” Shifting himselfsome on his current perch with digits gently tapping against his knee, Akilifted a shoulder in a shrug. “I cannot say you are wrong, but you also are notright. However, that is still just your opinion. I also would not say I loatheyou, I just do not—did not appreciate you writing what you did on my neck. Simplywanted to get my point across, is all. Other than that, I do not think you arehalf bad based on what I do know of you. You seem all right and a decent enoughbeing.”

His ears remained perk at the mention of a drink, “Perhaps…One could hardly do any harm, right?”

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#Thanks Nolan!#I laughed #Poor priest #Monk doesn't hate him #Just an annoyed little grump #Asks #Touch prompt

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#I laughed so hard at this guy #poor priest #My PD Recaps #Penny Dreadful

If you ever think you're awkward just remember that when I was four my mum took me to a meeting in church, and when the priest started talking to me I lifted my dress over my head because I didn't want to talk to him, and therefore exposed my underwear to the entire church.

#my parents are never gonna let me forget it #socially awkward since kindergarten #holy fuck #poor priest