Headcannons-👂
Nick’s
Nick has a soft spot for Natasha but doesn’t coddle her and lets her grow and evolve away from her red room training
Nick loves reality tv but no one will believe you if you say it. He has also shared a couple of his favorite with Natasha and Maria.
Nick and goose have had many staring contests(well Nick starng at goose while goose stares at him. Staring;starng without an 👁️ (i),get it!) after Natasha joined shield(before she became part of the fam) because goose disappearing from his office only to be in Natasha’s room wanting cuddles
Maria’s
Maria might be one of the most professional but whenever most agents are gone or only trusted ones are in the building she will quite literally barrel into nick’s office just to mess up his paperwork (the ones he can’t pass off to her obviously) stare at him and giggle then run out
Maria has once tried to be like Nick and hide in the dark shadows to scare Nick…well more like at least startle him hopefully, it kinda worked, he was surprised she was there but only for a millisecond then he grumbled
The hiding like Nick in the shadows might not have worked on Nick but it did work on many others. I think you can guess…. Clint it worked on Clint…..*scared bird screeches-HILLLLLLLLLLL WHY *……..*on the phone after, calling Laura-*mock sob* she’s so mean! Laur*and it also worked on some of the shield newer agents and even some of the more senior agents who were already tense around her, but never on Natasha not that she even tried because it’s Natasha Natasha would just laugh or smirk and say cute or something.
Natasha’s
Natasha once while waiting for Nick in his office as he cashed her to it, he wasn’t there so she paced for at least 30 minutes then sat on his desk and woke up two hours later to a freaked out shield intern who was just trying to get the director to sign something only to find no director and the black widow on the directors desk sleeping hanging and somehow not falling. Nick was watching from the security cameras he was never going to come. He was just feeling mischievous that day and wanted to see Natasha get bored and annoyed as she found out he wasn’t coming but nope he got a whole entire SHOW hahaha poor intern
Natasha might have been forced to dance in the red room but she does love it, ballet was the one part that gave her some freedom, so she still dances but not more then two hours then break time.
Clints’s
If someone was to ask Clint why he goes everywhere in the vents except the commander(Maria’s) office, meeting room#3, the west wing’s biggest closet and the east’s sides biggest closet, and Natasha’s and the commander’s dorm’s vents he would say because the closets are stupid. The meeting room is boring. It’s practically unused with no meetings ever being held, and because he respects the commander and the black widows privacy.  But in reality it’s because he does not want to see his little sister figure doing anything with his other sister(more like cousin, since Nick is kinda more uncle/dad and Phil is more dad/uncle) figurebecause oh let’s just say he’s learned lessons