⁉️⁉️ -honestly no idea,i think it’s incorrect quotes
Nick: *deep disappointment sigh* explain
Everyone(-Natasha and Clint (who’s mumbling)):*incoherent rambling*
Nick:*sighs* SHUT UP…… Romanoff explain
Natasha: Rogers said language,stark got distracted,boom boom the green cabbage came out, lightsaber over there accidentally poked him and cabbage destroyed the rest.
Everyone:*snickers, groans,gobsmacked*
Nick: hands o.f.f of each other were in a damned meeting
The others:*confusion (lightsaber,old iced ass), snickering (bird), boredom (puny cabbage), smirking/teasing smile (ironic robot)*
Maria: fine *sighs but gets off Natasha’s lap*
Natasha: *being terrifying and hiding in the shadows of the tower at………12:01 AM. Makes her signal to J.A.R.V.I.S and smirks sliding deeper into the black of the shadows*
J.A.R.V.I.S: *intruder alarm 🚨 🚨*
The team: sleepily (minus lightsaber and the old iced ass who need less sleep) staggers in to fight
Steve:JARVIS where’s the intruder(s)
J.A.R.V.I.S: My apologies old iced ass, sir………it looks like my systems are malfunctioning
Tony(now fully awake): what!? Oh lab I’ve got to go to my lab!
*the team calms down and starts to relax, Tony is about to head to his lab when the lights flicker and combust.*
Team:*screaming in the darkness*
J.A.R.V.I.S: *controls the sound systems secretly and plays horrifying Russian lullaby music*
*The lights turn on, Clint is on top of the fridge, Steve has jumped into thors arms and Tony is clinging onto Bruce with his repulsors powered on*
Giggles come from the darkness
Steve:w.. WHO…SHOW YOURSELVES
The team:*shocked Pikachu faces for a second then shrug nods*
In a shield meeting room(before the meeting starts)
Maria and Natasha:*leaning in close to each other*
Clint: She who walks with deadly grace
Maria and Natasha: *ingnoring him*
Clint:The love of the deadly spider
Maria and Natasha: *eye twitch*
Clint:they who are about to smoo-
Maria and Natasha: CLINTON FRANCIS BARTON WE ARE DOWN TO THE FLOOR WITH OUR PATIENCE ALREADY
Nick: sooooo *his eyes moving between Maria and Natasha*
Maria: *visibly uncomfortable* yes sir?
Natasha: *visibly not giving a shit!* yes sir? Nick: you two are together *statement not question*
Maria:* blush * y…yes sir
Natasha:*tiny tiny blush* Nick:*chokes on nothing from shock and surprise and smugness(he won a bet)*you know you’re blushing Natasha!
Natasha:*more flushed* s-sh’up
In the middle of a shield meeting
(With trustworthy agents:Phil,Clint Natasha,Melinda,Sharon (in this post’s universe), and obviously Nick fury)
Natasha: *sitting kinda splayed out on Maria’s lap* what?
(Pans over to: everyone else looking at them with and eyebrow raised(minus Clint who is laughing and Nick who is sighing)
Nick:Commander Hill! It’s the middle of a meeting
Maria:*hesitantly* it’s a weekly progress report……
The others(especially Clint):*chuckles*
Nick:*sighs and leaves the room* IM LEAVING
