#poor teacher

[dangerghost20]

I have moved across the country and will be starting my new job in a month. If you could help a poor teacher person. A lot of this stuff was things I used at my old school but could not take with me when I left.

Check out my list on Amazon

[hogskin00]

sometimes i feel bad for my philosophy teacher and today is one of those days

this dumbass -> @coatlsaviator (luv ya dude) asked the middle aged man teaching the edgiest goddamn argument on earth (this german guy whose like urrr meaning of life is nothing)

"(insert last name), do you have rizz?" and i am sitting behind my good friend and going NO PLEASEEEE WHYYY crying laughing and the teacher goes

"what is rizz? a student?"

"the ability to seduce"

i shit you not when i say i watched this mans eye size increase by 500% and he was like "i dont think i can answer that"

and now we have the rizz incident. this is also after my good friend caused the sturdy incident, and multiple others that i have forgotten. (he is reading this, the friend not the teacher)

thank you mike.

oh and my question? why is it that when you look up 'philosophical word for murder' and dont hit enter, the google search bar says murdering your wife. the answer? people murder their wives.

[fandomfrenzy625]

Hawks on the phone: smash his kneecaps and he’ll talk alright, I'm at a teacher parent conference

*Teacher with sudden realsiation to tokoyami's personality*

Hawks: anyways, you say tokoyami's drawing pentagram's in the dead of night with red sharpie

Hawks: that's great 😄

Teacher: *regrets coming in today*

Tokoyami: annoyed he was caught when he was so close to finishing his summoning

[duhmigod]

the seven having online classes part 1

Teacher: Who know what is-

Annabeth: *clicks the raising hand button*

Teacher: Annabeth? You clicked the button by mistake?

Annabeth: Nope i clicked bc i know the answer

Teacher: But i have not even finished my question!

Annabeth: and?

[yovibeispretty]

Heres Mr. Baek eating his words & slowly regretting his life decisions 😅

[best-ofpjo]

my teacher once asked what Caligula’s greatest offense was and i almost said killing Jason Grace i don’t think i’m mentally stable-

[monsieur-fancy-hat]

Teacher: Where do you want to go for our field trip?

Atsushi: I heard a zoo just opened on Maple street!

Chuuya: The Muesuem of French Literature and Arts.

Yosano: The Hospital.

Poe: W-what about a bookstore?

Dazai: All of these ideas are stupid.

Dazai: Let’s go to Hell.

[ninthcircleofhell]

TOG meme #2

Rowaelin’s future kid: my teacher tells me beauty is on the inside

Aelin: that’s what ugly people say