Texas: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Croissant, Exusiai, Sora, Mostima, and Lappland: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
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Texas: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Croissant, Exusiai, Sora, Mostima, and Lappland: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!
B loves California Girls, he giggles n shit when it comes on.
Cal, on the other hand, happily will murder the person who put it on.
Texas one time joked about it by putting it in the morning after Cal had a whole night of clubbing behind him. Man has a beautiful scar through his whole left biceps in the shape of California's nails that night, OK almost laughed to tears that day.
B absolutly is one of those fuckers that know Last Friday Night by heart, he sings it in high stress situations like a cartoon character when Oakland and L.A. are trying to kill each other in the middle of family dinner
Oakland wins, but get's decked by S.F. after he gets too full of himself and says that his shirt is something you can get in New York City for a dollar .
My wife shared this on Facebook, because there’s nothing Alaskans like more than to make fun of that tiny little state, Texas.
Lappland: If only there were somewhere I could sit...
Texas: [points to open chair]
Lappland, kicking the chair over: I wonder where I could sit..
Texas: [sighs and motions to the ground]
Lappland, sitting on Texas' lap: I knew you'd catch on
Measles?! RFK?!
WatDhaFak and a no-sense post #2
Alfred
Wat r u doin to meh
Alfred
pls no
STAHP
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I AM SO PROUD TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!