(adding for safety, it's a trans! Cal almost always here unless stated otherwise, if you dislike or just don't want to think about it, you can interact with my posts, just not me or "B" since we both will always mean trans ftm California <3)
Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.
"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody
yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait
you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J
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California, laying on the ground: I think there’s water in my lungs
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Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.
Will I nickname the Party Destroyers Trio CBT trio for shits n giggles?? :) never. (/s)
A short one shot under the cut, since South Caro makes me bite ankles at the moment.
(I'll end this one shot at some point, trust, but have this wip for now)
In South Carolinas defense, he didn't mean to scary any important people this time - he really forgot! It wasn't until he was around halfway through the dance floor, when Congress grabbed him off the ground and yanked him up, making his beady-eyes look right into his, well, emptiness. (Sometimes he wondered if Con found some type of closure in the fact that none of the mortals will remember him after the Ball, none of those disgusting overgrown man-children would be able to call him, his name.)
"Carolina, you need to understand, honey, if ya don't wanna be stepped on an' killed, I need ya to not show up as a fuckin' snake." His usually non-existent accent was now easily noticeable, just like the annoyed look in his eyes. "So ya change back right now, and stay with your little nightmare club, ya get it?"
And so he did as he was told, because he always did just as he was told.
"Motherfucker-!" His change-back was easy for him, as natural as breathing. Not as much for Con who held his whole body in his hand, now pulled face first- well, second to the ground. Caro was pretty sure he heard a bone break, or few, before he got off it.
Before Congress got up, probably ready to talk him to death about how stupid and childish was what he did, he quickly went where he was told to go.
You ever been at christmas in a big family's house? You walk into the dining room, maybe just the living room and there are two tables - one for the adults, full of grown men and women acting passively aggressively to each other, like it's a dick measuring contest. Who has the best partner, who has the best kids, who has the best fucking way of cleaning - anything just to feel you are better than others.
But there's also the other room, full of kids and new adults whom the older family doesn't want to claim and won't claim into the adult table until they'll look at the world in the way they want them to. Children, younger or even some teens, are screaming their heads off, throwing food around and wanting out.
Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.
the true floui ship dynamic is Loui being a bubble bath w/ 9000 different bath products in it typa gentleman and Florida being an 'outside w/ the garden hose' kinda dude