Beach time!

Ask account for Beach! California~

[bthebeachboi]

just some typical stuff yall

Informations about the sona:

- he/him

- very chill

- ok with rp ig

(adding for safety, it's a trans! Cal almost always here unless stated otherwise, if you dislike or just don't want to think about it, you can interact with my posts, just not me or "B" since we both will always mean trans ftm California <3)

Mod is Rat / Dis ;)

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Massachusetts: Back in my day-

Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.

Louisiana: [avoids responsibility (sips daiquiri)]

[utopians]

"sex scenes have no narrative purpose" is such a funny take on so many levels. people will really believe that the whole human experience is valuable to portray artistically except sex, which of course has never held emotional weight or significance for anybody

[utopians]

"what's the purpose of sex scenes in media??" well you see sometimes people have sex. sometimes it can be important even

[robogirldick]

yeah ok but i dont wanna watch straight sex scene number 1231234837582 in the middle of some movie thats clearly not fucking high art or anything, like please, tell me how the sex scene made jason X a deeper movie ill wait

[utopians]

you genuinely think that "the sex scene in Jason X, the movie about jason from Friday the 13th killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to this point? like genuinely? genuinely? like you think that's the kind of sex scene I was talking about in the original post? you think when I'm talking about the artistic merit of sex scenes in movies you think I'm talking about the bit with the dominatrix in Jason X (2001) dir. James Isaac, the movie where Jason from Friday the 13th gets put in cryosleep and wakes up in the future on a spaceship where he starts killing people in outer space? you genuinely think this is the kind of movie and scene I'm referring to when I'm arguing for the potential artistic value of a type of scene? Jason X? Jason X? the one with Jason on a spaceship? you think that "well Jason X, the movie about Jason on a spaceship killing people in space, is bad" is a rebuttal to my point? Jason X? Jason X? J

[fl0w3rg0at]

This is the caliyork ship

[sleepdeprivedsimp234]

I feel like New York’s grandma isn’t talked about enough

So here’s a rare and probably the only moment where New York shows any concern for anyone 👍 (canonically at least)

I CANT WITH HIS VOICE HERE EITHER. IT WAS SO SOFT AND SWEET AND SAD GAHHHHHH I WANNA HUG HIM throw him in the angst machine

[doueverwonder]

reverse Florida man in socal, Californian in Florida. California wants to know why it’s so fucking wet, Florida keeps asking if he’s a piece of beef jerky bc of all the dehumidifiers.

California, laying on the ground: I think there’s water in my lungs

Florida: do you need cpr?

California: get away from me immediately.

[abchavenforanon]

Hey!! Inspired by the wonderful @thecedarsights, here is a blog where you can give any anonymous opinions or thoughts about WttT, fandom or canon, and they will be posted at my discretion, without judgment or discrimination.

This blog is hosted by Bee (or Surge), they/them, my main is @abcwordsurge.

I'm looking forward to hearing all of your thoughts!

[aceasadhd]

What was your first WTTT fave and who is now your fave?

My first love was California

and my Current love is California

[bthebeachboi]

Bout to drink for the first time Long Island Iced Tea and depending on my reaction I'll hate on south more or less after, gonna keep yall updated <3

[bthebeachboi]

I cannot feel my face, 10/10 tho I drank more than that (ladykiller beloved)

[bthebeachboi]

Bout to drink for the first time Long Island Iced Tea and depending on my reaction I'll hate on south more or less after, gonna keep yall updated <3

[distinguishedwitchparadise]

HAPPY BOI<3

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Massachusetts: Back in my day-

Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.

Louisiana: [avoids responsibility (sips daiquiri)]

[bthebeachboi]

I just wanna say, this post haunts my dash AT ALL TIMES

Let me LIVEEE

(my dash: I bring to the party a Louie youngest sibling vibe that my silly tumblr guy don't like /lh)

But great post, 10/10

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Thank you, Loui youngest sibling vibes all the wayyyy (:

This post haunts me in my sleep.... [send help]

[bthebeachboi]

YEAHHH

Also, u made it, u should be haunted for it /lh I SHOULD BE SET FREE

[bthebeachboi]

CBT - Congress and Balls are Torture

Will I nickname the Party Destroyers Trio CBT trio for shits n giggles?? :) never. (/s)

A short one shot under the cut, since South Caro makes me bite ankles at the moment.

(I'll end this one shot at some point, trust, but have this wip for now)

In South Carolinas defense, he didn't mean to scary any important people this time - he really forgot! It wasn't until he was around halfway through the dance floor, when Congress grabbed him off the ground and yanked him up, making his beady-eyes look right into his, well, emptiness. (Sometimes he wondered if Con found some type of closure in the fact that none of the mortals will remember him after the Ball, none of those disgusting overgrown man-children would be able to call him, his name.)

"Carolina, you need to understand, honey, if ya don't wanna be stepped on an' killed, I need ya to not show up as a fuckin' snake." His usually non-existent accent was now easily noticeable, just like the annoyed look in his eyes. "So ya change back right now, and stay with your little nightmare club, ya get it?"

And so he did as he was told, because he always did just as he was told.

"Motherfucker-!" His change-back was easy for him, as natural as breathing. Not as much for Con who held his whole body in his hand, now pulled face first- well, second to the ground. Caro was pretty sure he heard a bone break, or few, before he got off it.

Before Congress got up, probably ready to talk him to death about how stupid and childish was what he did, he quickly went where he was told to go.

You ever been at christmas in a big family's house? You walk into the dining room, maybe just the living room and there are two tables - one for the adults, full of grown men and women acting passively aggressively to each other, like it's a dick measuring contest. Who has the best partner, who has the best kids, who has the best fucking way of cleaning - anything just to feel you are better than others.

But there's also the other room, full of kids and new adults whom the older family doesn't want to claim and won't claim into the adult table until they'll look at the world in the way they want them to. Children, younger or even some teens, are screaming their heads off, throwing food around and wanting out.

Carolina wasn't sent to the one with grown ups.

[doueverwonder]

Guess who has spent all of their shift so far plotting a Indiana x Alabama fic

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Massachusetts: Back in my day-

Maine: Shut the fuck up, it hasn't been your "day" for over three centuries now. You're practically ancient history at this point. They've found fossils younger than you. Sit down.

Louisiana: [avoids responsibility (sips daiquiri)]

[bthebeachboi]

I just wanna say, this post haunts my dash AT ALL TIMES

Let me LIVEEE

(my dash: I bring to the party a Louie youngest sibling vibe that my silly tumblr guy don't like /lh)

But great post, 10/10

[yippeeometer]

the true floui ship dynamic is Loui being a bubble bath w/ 9000 different bath products in it typa gentleman and Florida being an 'outside w/ the garden hose' kinda dude

[goldengay49]

California, 1848, by a river: ooh shiny rocks

California, 2024, in a hippy store: ooh shiny rocks

[fandomgeeknerd]

somethings never change/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/j/pos

[bthebeachboi]

I-

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