#poor tsuna

[dark-elf-writes]

Tsuna learns that technically he has a God for an uncle in the form of Apollo and is just, he is done. His life went crazy after Reborn burst in.

Technically it went crazy like a month before when Sol showed up. Meaning they once again are Better Than Reborn.

He will not be telling Reborn this. The last thing he needs is for him to get more of a complex about this

[dreaming-hibi]

Summer banner ft. Tsuna and Lucia! (base by @/academy_ego)

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[toomanyplotbunnies-sendhelp]

Hello and welcome to Day 11 of "Let's Explore My Plot Bunnies"

Today I wanna talk about a plot bunny that has been on and off inside my brain and that, currently, has been going nuts ever since I explained the MDZS Magic Kaito AU.

The fandom for this plot bunny is not one I have spoken about on my blog yet - Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

More precisely, I have this as a Kakeyo Hitman Reborn (Detective Conan AU).

Working title: (A Mafia Boss?) No, I am a detective.

The idea starts with a change brought by the sealing of Tsunayoshi's Sky Flames.

Basically, instead of stunting his growth and clouding his mind (and you can't tell me those symptoms weren't at least halfway caused by the seal), Tsuna's seal acts a bit... weird. Weird as in, Tsuna ends up with "Kudo Shinichi Levels of Luck in Finding Dead Bodies."

Because of this, not only is Tsuna constantly encountering criminals (big or small), but also he is pretty much adopted by the police department of Japan. Yes, all of it. (Don't ask him how he ended up with more uncles and aunts than there are kids in his class.)

Tsuna, since he is pretty much followed by death everywhere besides his home and Namimori School (where Tsuna doubts even Gods would try to start shit because Hibari Kyoya is scary as fuck), ends up gaining an interest towards the law and towards the work of a detective. Hibari Kyoya, whose family is part of the police force, definitely approves.

In fact, he approves so much that he is giving lessons in self-defence (read: beating up) to Tsuna from a young age. All Kyoya has to say is that the "sky omnivore" is promising.

As the years go on, Tsuna ends up with a rag-tag team of kids that help him (read: get themselves involved) in solving murders/kidnappings. Tsuna even has a phantom thief that he faces every other week against. (I DO want to make that phantom thief be Kaito KID just because he is definitely a Mist Flame with Lightning secondary and Cloud Tendencies.)

The end result is that when Reborn comes to tutor Tsuna for the position of Vongola Heir, Tsuna has already (mostly unknowingly) gathered a separate set of Guardians on his own; is already trained by Hibari Kyoya in hand to hand combat and trained in armed combat by the police and, most importantly, IS part of the police force... and is vehemently against taking the position of Vongola Heir.

(Reborn is really going to kill Iemitsu for his blatant disregard towards his family's daily affairs. The idiot COULD'VE stopped his own child from joining the police force if he cared enough.)

Things to note:

Tsuna can still get his canon Guardians in this, but the way and the order in which he gets them will be different.

Hibari Kyoya is still scary as all hell in every universe, this one included. He is just more Alaudi (or was it Alaude?) coded than before cause handcuffs are more prominent in detective/police work.

Byakuran is probably gonna start laughing like crazy for about half an hour when he learns Tsuna is with the police force. Why? Because the irony of World's Best Mafia Boss (in other universes) being a detective and member of the police force in this universe is killing him.

Let Tsunayoshi have friends. Like seriously. Let him make friends through this profession/curse of his. (Whether the friends he makes OUTSIDE of Japan are part of the Mafia or not is another story)

Iemistu fucked up by not being around his family more. Now, he is definitely paying the price... Reborn wants to take his kneecaps as compensation for the bullshit he has to deal with now.

So, what do you think? Good? Bad? Let me know!

Honestly, I have soo many ways through which the seal could affect Tsuna and make him go a different path in life. But the Mafia still catches up to him. At least in this AU, Mukuro should be more... chill towards Tsuna cause he makes it clear he is part of the police - which isn't that much better in retrospect, but at least Tsuna is not ,nor does he want to become a Mafia Boss. Also, Tsuna probably has memorized all laws of Japan but mathematics still give him a headache (mostly because of his teacher).

Either way, I will end it here for today. I hope you guys have a great day/night and that you take care of yourselves!

See you tomorrow,

-TooManyPlotBunnies-Send Help

[khr-gilded-cage]

Tsuna cant even have real friends because the moment a person shows him friendship, Vongola would have them either forced into servitude, kidnapped and investigated, beaten by his fake friends for 'insulting the Tenth', or killed if they treat Tsuna as a real person instead of Vongola's pawn, refusing to obey Vongola or 'pitting Tsuna against Vongola'

And by Vongola, I could mean either Reborn or Iemitsu, but even Dino or the fake guardians are arses

[wolfsrainrules]

Not sure this will go throuh but questions on Reborn as Sailor moon with Tsuna as Luna....who is his sailor scouts!? Who is Artemis? Endiymon?? For maximum chaos Chibiusa is Xanxus hands down with the pegasus prince is Squalo, hands down would love to see dark circus deal with that XD. But otherwise yeah who's who?

part of me, for the lols, wants Artemis to be Skull. The other part says Fon. For his scouts....... Mercury- its Shoichi. Don't @ me, it fits and pleases me. JUPITER AS SPANNER. Venus....whyismybrainstuckonPrimo.

His Endiymon.....Hibari. Shh don't ask questions, the earth is his okay.

Mars...if Artemis is Skull, Mars is Fon. Saturn....mybrainjumpedtoBermudaImSoSorry Uranus- It's Haru. Neptune- Kyoko AND PLUTO BECAUSE OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NO ONE GETS LEFT BEHIND OR FORGOTTEN- this is 20yrs Lambo in my head.

I am amused by this.

[all-about-khr]

Best Years

Reborn, talking about Tsuna’s middle school years during 1st year: Enjoy it. It’s going to be the best years of your life because of me.

Tsuna, meets his insane friends who doesn’t seem to shut up:

Tsuna, battles against Varia over rings that gets destroyed later in the series:

Tsuna, gets transferred to the future and kills a megalomaniac man who has an addiction for marshmallows and little girls with pacifiers:

Tsuna, fights against the Simon Famiglia for something that isn’t even true:

Tsuna, almost gets murdered by the Vindice:

Tsuna: This? Is? My? Best?!?!?

[patolemus]

Water

Tsuna, explaining Ryohei why he should drink more water: Water can solve all your problems! Wanna lose weight? Drink water. Clear skin? Drink water.

Reborn, from across the room: Tired of someone? Drown them.

[risingmoonyue]

And A Child Shall Lead Them (Or Burn Them To The Ground)

Fandom: Katekyo Hitman Reborn!

Rating: Gen

Characters: Sawada Tsunayoshi, Giotto/Vongola Primo

Summary: 

Tsuna really, really high-key kinda hated his life. Because apparently, one is not safe from being badgered over being Vongola Decimo even 200 years in the past where no one knows him, Vongola isn’t even really the same thing, and Reborn isn’t there to cause chaos. Because of course.

Why is this Tsuna’s life?

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In which Tsuna is sent to Primo's time, and they talk about his place in Vongola.

AO3

What led to Tsuna’s current situation was this:

Giannini had come into town again, and decided to “improve” Lambo’s bazooka again, despite being explicitly ordered several times never to do so.

So, in yet another fit, Lambo used his newly modified bazooka, which of course had, up to this moment, remained untested, meaning no one, not even Giannini, knew exactly what it would do.

Inevitably, in the resulting chaos (that was massively exacerbated by his sadist of a tutor), the bazooka hit Tsuna.

And, of course, instead of swapping with his ten years older self for five minutes, he was sent two hundred years in the past right in the middle of Primo and his guardian’s weekly meeting. For an unknown amount of time yet again, he realized as five minutes passed by and he didn’t go back yet.

Tsuna kinda high-key hated his life at that moment.

Well, good news was that Primo and his guardians took Vongola Decimo appearing in their life out of nowhere as gracefully as they could, and (mostly) accepted it in the end.

Bad news was that meant Tsuna was sent straight to the interrogation room where he was only let out after he was vetted by Giotto’s intuition seventeen times over the next three hours.

Regardless, they were getting along rather nicely now, and since they were on far better terms now than they were this morning, clearly that meant it was time for existential debates between ancestor and descendant while waiting for Talbot to come help figure out what was going on.

Tsuna really, really high-key kinda hated his life. Because apparently , one is not safe from being badgered over being Vongola Decimo even 200 years in the past where no one knows him, Vongola isn’t even really the same thing, and Reborn isn’t there to cause chaos. Because of course .

Why is this Tsuna’s life?

“Tell me," Giotto asked his descendant, "what are your feelings towards Vongola? Why are you denying the position so adamantly?"

Tsuna side-eyed Giotto solemnly for a moment, his eyes furrowed as he contemplated what to say to his ancestor. Softly puffing out a breath, he looked out towards the horizon, where the sun was setting in brilliant reds and oranges.

Softly, Tsuna spoke. "I... Was always a nobody. I wasn't good at anything, and no one expected anything out of me. If anything, they expected me to fail at life and probably die in a ditch somewhere, sad, alone, and a failure until the end. No one would help, and no one cared. After all, I'm just Dame-Tsuna." He smiled wryly, just for a fleeting moment before it disappeared under his frown.

Primo winced. "Tsuna—"

Tsuna bolstered on, unable, unwilling to stop now that he was finally saying his deepest, most honest thoughts.

"Then suddenly ," Tsuna chokes out, frustration clear in his voice, "I'm told that I have to lead a large, powerful organization that has done terrible, horrible things, strayed so far from your ideal that it was unrecognizable —not that I knew it at the time." Tsuna snorted. "My own Father , a high ranking member, never even bothered to tell me, or even make an effort to come home more often even to see Mama , let alone contact us , because he was so freaking busy with the Family he couldn't possibly come back. I thought he was dead for years."

Giotto winced. This was very clearly a sore spot, and had been repressed for ages. He supposed it was good for him to get it out? From how he was talking, this was the first time he had said any of this. But the things he was hearing... What happened to Vongola in the future, that they would commit supposedly horrendous acts and actively attempt to make a child their leader?

"...I'm sorry," Giotto murmured, downcast. "It must have been hard for you."

Tsuna wilted, his shoulders hunching up in guilt. "No," he sighed tiredly, "it's not your fault." Tsuna looked at Giotto, an apologetic and sympathetic gleam in his eye. "In the end, I got my friends, my family out of it, so clearly something good came of it." Tsuna's eyes hardened, a bright orange sheen gleaming over his eyes.

"But let me make one thing clear." Tsuna stood up straight, straighter than Giotto had ever seen him stand since he arrived in the past. His eyes narrowed as he turned to stare right at Giotto in the eyes. "There was a resolve I gave, to become worthy of the ring, so that it would accept me."

Giotto gazed wide eyed, mesmerized as he could practically see the flames of Hyper Dying Will mode on Tsuna's forehead, accentuating his eyes as the sunset cast him a bright orange glow from behind.

"If I am ever forced to inherit Vongola's mistakes... I will wipe it out myself ."

After that heavy declaration, Tsuna left.

Giotto stared frozen, stunned for a bit, before smiling softly and letting out a small chuckle as he stared at the last few dying moments of the sunset.

Despite his descendant declaring his intention to destroy everything he worked so hard to build... He strangely felt that everything would turn out alright in the end, with Tsuna.

Trusting in his intuition and his Dying Will, Giotto sat content, knowing that with Tsuna, everything would turn out just fine.

EXTRA:

Giotto: i need a successor who is strong, wise, will take care of vongola, and makes good decisions Tsuna, shaking like a rabbit: imma burn this place to the ground Giotto, immediately: i'll take him