#poor wars

[wonderfish]

Inspired by @mirensiart

[linked-maze]

Wars is missing a leg, does this mean he gets to... (looks around)

Skip leg day?

(Please dont put me in the corner-)

GO TO THE CORNER RIGHT NOW!!!!

[tashacee]

The Warriors Defence Club has its main members:

@ikaishere, the president

@grayfamily15 , the honourable founder

@breannasfluff, the Kicker in Chief

[readingismyhobby24]

What would you think if I burned down Warriors's family home for a second time as a gift for the New Year? 👀

I mean, go all out for the new year, right? Lol

[rastro-writes]

Here's a prompt.

It's valentines day and character a has a surprise for Character B. It's a Dangerous monster A thought was cute.

Twilight loves his boyfriend.

Twilight adores his adorable, goofy, chaotic boyfriend.

But sometimes. Sometimes, he really wishes he’d tone down the chaos.

“Wild. What is that.”

“Your Love’s Day present!!” He cheered happily. The ‘present’ startled and Twilight froze, only relaxing when the beast did.

“Wild. That is a bear.”

“Yeah it is!” Twilight pinched the bridge of his nose, trying to fight off the oncoming headache.

“Wild. Bears are not pets. They’re not gifts, either.”

“Ms. Terrorfuzzy isn’t a pet, she’s a friend! Like Wolfie!” Wild grins.

“Unless she turns into a hylian, she can’t stay, and if she can, what are you implying, Cub?” He challenged his boyfriend, raising an eyebrow and resting a hand on his hip.

“…. I mean….” Wild glances at the bear, thankfully bored with its rider, and sniffing the ground, probably looking for food. “…she’d make a great prank on Time?”

Twilight thought about that. He’s absolutely right. Ms. Terrorfuzzy would be an amazing prank to play on Time, or Wars. He grinned at his chaotic love.

“Now that, love of my life, is a fantastic idea.”

[luimagines]

Warriors gets stressed out during a fight and snaps at Reader, Wind, Hyrule, or Wild to stop with their nonsense because it’s “crunch time.” Afterwards Reader decides that his name is Capitan Crunch.

- Glitter ✨

Brilliant. I'll get right on that. 

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Warrior growled as he sliced through the moblin in front of him. They just kept coming! Where were they coming from? Didn’t he and the Traveler finish off the last of them a while ago?

The black blood oozes off of his sword and he bites down a curse. He can’t lose his head now. He has to keep his cool. He has to stay focused. He has to be leveled.

He hears laughter somewhere behind him and an explosion.

The blast knocks him off of his feet, but away from the moblin as it arcs downward. It misses him completely, but Warrior now has dirt in his mouth and up his nose.

He gets up and spits it out, readying his stance once more.

The culprits fly in not long after it. Wild and you have positioned yourselves on top of a log and have launched yourself at the moblin, crushing its head on impact. You flip and take it out at the knees.

It doesn’t take long for it to explode into the infamous purple smoke.

Wild cheers and sprints in your direction to high five you. “Did you see that?! That was the best one yet! This is what, number six?”

“I think we can take them all out like this” You agree. “We need to see where the next one is.”

Warrior’s jaw drops. His face goes red. “Are you serious?!”

You both snap to him with a deer in headlights look. It seems as if you hadn’t noticed him at all.

Warrior rages out. “Lives are at stake here! And you’re both goofing off by ignoring the people, your teammates, around you! Get in the fight and our of the clouds! It’s crunch time!”

Wild stands at attention with the use of his commander voice. He does the typical knight salute and nods. “Yes, Captain.”

You take a second longer to process the information. You know that he’s mad, but clearly something has caught your attention. Warrior can see that you’re biting your lip to stop yourself from grinning.

Warrior growls and focuses on you instead. “What? What’s so funny?”

You clear your throat and look at Wild, quickly copying his position. “Nothing, Captain Crunch. Getting back to the fight now.”

Wild snaps his head to you in shock. You grab his arm and run away before either hero can get a word in.

Warrior pauses as well. the way you said it so naturally caught him off guard that he doesn’t realize any absurdity in that sentence until he repeats it in his head.

He looks back to you and where you’ve run off but he won’t do anything about it right now. Warrior shakes himself and decides to put his frustrations to use. He locks onto a group of moblins closing in on Wind and he charges forward.

The battle is an old song of dance that Warrior can do with his eyes closed. When the coast is clear and the area has been successfully cleaned of the lurking malice, he goes to check over his troops.

They are tired, a bit bruised but otherwise ok. Warrior sighs in relief and finally lets himself relax.

Legend sits next to him and raises an eyebrow. Warrior doesn’t have the energy to match his sass. “You feeling alright, Captain?”

“I think I pulled something.” He mumbles, closing his eyes. 

“Yikes.” He hears Legend say. “Someone get Captain Crunch an ice pack and a beer.”

Warrior’s eyes snap open and he looks to Legend who has the widest grin on his face. Warrior glares and instead locks on to where you and Wild are standing. You both notice in an instant that Warrior has you in his sights, freezing in place once more. No one makes a move.

Time snorts, clapping Warrior’s shoulder with a small laugh. He hands Warrior that beer Legend ordered. “Leave it. Or you’ll make it worse.”

Warrior hangs his head but takes the drink. He’s going to need it.

[blarefordaglare]

Day 27 - Left for dead

spot the Zelda quote >:] … Swords clashed against eachother as the captain jumped to his feet. Watch was supposed to be easy, stare off into the night sky and on normal days fight a chu chu at most.

Today was not a normal day. 

The faint rustling of the bedrolls was enough to catch his ears against the loud clanging. A captain isn’t just a leader, they’re the ones you can count on to take a risk. He knew what would happen if he told them. Warriors knew he would die if he fought the hoard by himself, but it was his death over any of his brothers.

Link will take that risk. 

“Leave!” The captain barked, “I’ll catch up later!” The sound of metal scratching metal said otherwise, but the sound fell deaf to the adrenaline high swirling through his veins. 

“But Wars you can’t fight them all!” Wind’s youthful voice shrieked as Time grabbed his wrist, “Please come with us! You can’t leave us to die!“ an insistent tug silenced the sailor.

“I said leave!” 

The flow of time is always cruel, but Link’s is coming to an end.

[skyward-floored]

i'd love a preview for castletown wedding if your offering?

Certainly! A slightly short bit, but if I share too much it’ll spoil the entire chapter XD

“Are you alright?” she murmured, and he nodded, looking her over. The princess looked almost as banged up as he did.

“Maybe I should be asking you that,” he said quietly. “You couldn’t get to Warriors, huh?”

Artemis closed her eyes. “No.”

Wind nodded, giving the captain a sad glance. The captain still stood entirely motionless next to Cia, a murky film over his eyes. It didn’t look like he’d moved at all since Wind had seen him earlier, and his face was smooth and emotionless.

Though, when Wind squinted, it almost looked like Warriors’ eyes held just a hint of fear.