enid, visibly swooning: wednesday is so romantic, you have no idea
yoko, not at all convinced: i don't think that word is even in her vocabulary.
enid: yoko, yesterday she told me she hoped my new highlights could burn her retinas so i'd be the very last thing she ever sees.
yoko: huh?
enid, grinning so hard her cheeks hurt: just this morning when i was having some issues with eating and finishing that essay she scoffed, cleaned my lips and told me that if multitasking was so hard, she should just feed me instead. and she did! she knows how much chocolate sauce i enjoy on my waffles, every bite was perfect.
yoko: oh...she's smooth
enid, nodding: and two days ago i was anxious about parents weekend and i think i told her my heart was beating so fast it was going to explode. and she...oh, yoko, she said she could cut my heart off and keep it safe in her hands so it wouldn't stress me.
yoko, wide eyed: she said she wanted to take your heart and care for it? damn, i need some classes on addams love
enid, sighing: yeah...i think i'm going to ask her to be my– um...paramour soon.
yoko: you should. let's go into town and try to find a dagger to gift her.
enid, nodding enthusiastically: i think that creepy antique store got some new stuff, lets go.
wednesday, in Nevermore's greenhouse with bianca: i don't know what i'm doing wrong.
bianca: what do you mean?
wednesday: i decided to follow your advice. not overthink and let it all out. my...affliction was supposed to vanish.
bianca: not what i said. and what? you managed to flirt?
wednesday, tilting her head: why would i flirt?
bianca, visibly confused: cause you have a crush on enid?
wednesday: no, i don't. i feel my heart racing, palms sweating, hands trembling and adrenaline surging. that's clearly fear. i'm trying to intimidate her.
bianca, humming: so you don't want to kiss her?
wednesday: ...
wednesday: i didn't say that.
