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23 || yurilover || butch || AO3: anencore

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Do you have any Wednesday head cannons

yup!!

• she cuts her bangs by herself every 16th of the month

• she has lack-of-interest arfid and the only reason why she manages to eat is because her parents set up a schedule during her childhood and she's too rigid to break it

• she speaks english, spanish, french, tagalog, italian and german but can read latin, portuguese, mandarin and japanese

• she knows how to ice skate and dance ballet because she needs the agility, flexibility and mobility to be as stealthy as she is. it does help that it makes her very light on her feet

• she keeps the braids (not only because it's the hairstyle she grew used to after morticia did so often) because it's the best way to keep her hair out of her back without developing traction alopecia

• hates slasher movies because they lack "artistry" and "baseless violence is cheap". she has always found more beauty when anguish also comes in the psyche so she loves psychological thrillers and gothic horror movies

• pilates girl (again, she needs to keep mobility and flexibility)

• not a rock fan. at all. she can understand why people like it but it's too loud for her and she gets overstimulated five songs in

• opera lover, as in, she genuinely Goes To The Opera at least once every three months

• used to hear about lurch's telenovelas every day before dinner and grew so used to it that when she misses home the most she calls right after it so he can tell her all about it

• knows how to cook, just hates doing it. if she cooks she gets too tired to eat and just doesn't do it

• thrifts her jeans (and them only) because they're already broken in

• as a child she really loved sherlock homes until she found out he wasn't real, it made her so upset that she can't stand the books anymore

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Another ask (about agnes of COURSE)

What are your favourite Agnes headcanons?

omg agnes demille's biggest fan asking about agnes???? what a shocker!!! /lh

okay so as it stands:

• she likes tea rather than coffee

• her favorite color is, of course green, but her second favorite is orange

• she's a trained classical dancer, like she did ballet since she was three and stopped after going to nevermore, she's been trying to get into hip-hop lately

• her favorite subjects are history and literature

• she became tech savvy after getting into minecraft or roblox and playing on servers, people started talking shit about her playing skills so she doxxed them (#queen)

• her favorite dessert is pan au chocolat from a very specific bakery near her father's house

• she knows how to play violin and the piano but hates it because she was forced to learn

• scared of snakes and she really tried to get over it because of wednesday but it was a failed task and she'll gladly never interact with one

• sucks at p.e

• her computer's wallpaper is pompompurin and she votes for him every time there is a sanrio poll

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I am loving your responses to these wenclair asks 🖤💜 you have amazing ideas!!

Do you have any hcs involving wolf Enid? I adore the prospect that wolf enid is veryyyy clingy with Wednesday 🐺

thanks !!!

i have wolfnid posts here and here, i'll likely post more soon but now all that i can think about i have already said there, sorry

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i read a wenclair fanfic where enid is a psychologist and i really like that hc for her! what do you think? i think she'd be good at it

love this topic

so, I think she would enjoy studying psychology, like genuinely. however i don't think she'd be a good therapist for many reasons

#1 if a therapist doesn't work on their own issues they will project on their patients and miss Runaway From Her Issues won't be one to deal with her shit in therapy

#2 enid is a good friend, she's good at aiding her friends but that does not make a good therapist, most people who were the "therapist friend" and grew up to do the job fr end up blurring boundaries because they think what they were doing previously was the right thing when it's really not, not in a professional setting at least

#3 she's very reactive as we can see throughout all of s2. i don't think she'd have the patience to deal with a patient who has been going through destructive patterns and is stuck in the cycle doing things that harm them for instance

#4 she'd hate being a child psychologist because you gotta deal with the parents (it SUCKS) and their destructive cycles harming the kids

#5 she's very intense (but this one i say with cautiousness. teenagers are intense in general and i don't even think it's right to judge them for it) but even her attachments are somewhat intense, she rages and hates just as easily as she loves, which again can be dealt with by going to therapy and i think she Won't do it unless forced

#6 she has this savior complex that really wouldn't work very well in the profession. part of being a psychologist is knowing you can't save someone who can't (or doesn't want to) save themselves and she doesn't deal well with that, she needs to be in danger to save people she cares about (and let's be honest she would grow to really care about her patients), she needs to help them, she needs to be there. it's a lot to deal with, to feel and to know you can be a helper but not a savior especially when you're dealing with mentally unwell people

the academic route would be great for her though, I can see her coming up with theories and new ways to treat people. it's just the actual job part that makes me hesitant to agree

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would love to hear butchfemme wenclair headcanons PLS PLS PLS

yes yes yes!!!

they're both non-binary, it's very important to me that people know that

they follow a more traditional dynamic aka: wednesday is the breadwinner with her novels and the frump funerary home and Enid has so many hobbies. she only does voluntary firefighter work bc she enjoys it and when she's not on that she's helping at an outcast recreation center she and wednesday build for the less affluent families.

wednesday stares while enid is applying her binding tape and it makes enid mess up so much that she started to throw a shirt on wednesday's general direction to distract her (it doesn't work, wednesday has perfect reflexes)

enid actually asks wednesday out once every two weeks. it doesn't matter that they're married, she will show up in a colorful suit and holding flowers just to ask if wednesday wants to go on a date with her because she's silly like that. wednesday rolls her eyes but accepts nonetheless (she lets wednesday plan their anniversaries just to give her a bigger sense of control)

wednesday will sometimes purposefully break furniture so she can watch enid having to fix it. enid has caught on to her scheme but she will let it keep happening, she enjoys doing it anyway.

enid knows nothing except the basics about cars, it doesn't matter how much she tries she just can't absorb the knowledge so if their car breaks it's wednesday's job to fix it.

talking about cars, wednesday is a passenger princess because every time she drives enid needs to throw up on the side of the road. she only got her drivers license because of it.

enid is incredible at cooking because she's very good at working creatively (winging it) to make a recipe better. wednesday is a better baker because she has better precision and no matter how many times enid tries, you can't just say "meh" to the correct measurements for bread.

enid loves shopping sprees and usually ends up with both her arms full when they go home, wednesday always tries to get some load off her but enid just bites some bags so she can hold wednesday's hand. most of them are hers anyway.

wednesday always finishes getting ready before enid because she has her outfits planned out about eighteen hours before they go out. enid keeps switching shirts, vests, pants, ties, belts and whatnot to make new combinations and always ends up grunting about needing new clothes (they need two wardrobes in the closet and wednesday is suspecting some of enid's clothes are ending up on her side due to a lack of space. they'll need to donate some soon)

wednesday can't stand to leave home without either platformed sneakers or heeled boots because she noticed their height difference when they switched bodies and she refuses to be so small, it's unfair that she had to get that from her father.

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Hopes for Agnes in season 3?

my biggest hope is adding more depth to her character. especially now that she's not cosplaying wednesday anymore, i really want to see who she is outside of that and i want her to make friends her age (her and pugsley should be besties)

i really wanted to see more mundane stuff, her favorite subjects, how she does in class, a little more of the conflict she has with her parents and how she can better deal with it.

although i think she'll either be a sidekick for wednesday again or the kids will get their own bad guy, which i doubt a little due to screen time and the sheer amount of people in the cast.

realistically however.....I have a bad feeling they're going to make her the love triangle girl of the season...they're obsessed with it

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Do you think the school has a ship account and at some point wenclair is in it (they aren’t dating in this hypothetical) If so do you think Enid follows the account

well they do have a gossip blog and people who quite literally stan other students, it seems reasonable. enid would have to follow it because of her blog, she can get so much out of the likes and the replies.

she will pretend she didn't see the post about her and wednesday, or the way most of the comments agree and will likely find a quick boyfriend to distract them

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what are your thoughts on love languages wenclair may have and or share?

I love the idea that they both equally enjoy and love to dance together, and have the occasional habit of stepping into small, lazy dances in the brief quiet moments when they may find themselves alone (even if its just a few steps or an under arm twirl that always makes enid giggle)

that's adorable!!

to me they actually show it in very mundane ways.

wednesday always makes place on her routine to have enid spending time with her, and time where they can actually talk without one or the other being too busy. they actually cuddle a lot more than one would think, wednesday genuinely enjoys the specific way enid touches her and there are days where she will merely push enid to the bed and lie besides her in silence, then they will quietly talk about their days and plans.

i feel like enid is a big Gift Person, she enjoys seeing wednesday wearing the things she makes and buys, and she will gift wednesday unprompted. their room always has one pot of flowers that enid never lets completely wither, wednesday enjoys the look so she only replaces them when all the petals are gone.

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enid playing for Nevermore's hockey team and wednesday wearing her jersey's number stitched on the back pockets of her jeans

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I remember reading a fic where wednesday starts speaking a different language when she's super duper sleepy and for some reason that's one of my favorite hcs now

that's cute!!!

i think she would slur some french words because it was what her mother would speak when she was a young child battling sleep.

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mayhaps some cute butchnid wenclair hcs?🥺

always!!

after figuring out that she, in fact, can be masculine without giving up her colors, enid makes the biggest mistake anyone can make and gets a bowlcut. she cries about it for days, it genuinely doesn't look very good but yoko helps her style in a more Enid way

I always talk about this, but she loves her silly ties!! her favorites are: pink with little stitched black ravens, blue with small ducks, fire engine red with white spots

when she asks to get pants with the uniform, like yoko's, she doesn't abide by their basic black look and spends the whole weekend stitching patches on every single pair. she has one for each day, wednesday's pants have small stitched red hearts on the pocket's hem.

her chivalry comes in very subtle ways. she never lets her friends walk on the street side; she's always carrying the heavy things for them (because, yes she loves to flex how much stronger she is than the common werewolf); she opens the door first and bianca loves it the most, always calling her a charmer before she walks in; she growls at anyone who gets too close to wednesday (which she knows is not needed, weds is very good at defending herself, yet she does it anyway); she likes planning outings but her friends never let her pay so she grows used to it, she uses the money to make small tokens of affection every now and then (yoko, agnes and bianca always gets knitted goods, div gets handmade bracelets, wednesday gets dried flowers, handmade paperweight and whatever weird thing she finds when wolfed out)

she, sometimes (with particularly more loose clothing only), uses binding tape and is never satisfied by merely using it. she needs to draw flowers and cats, and hearts and whatnot with permanent markers (specifically red, pink, blue and green)

(can you tell i skipped over the wenclair bit of it? sorry 😔)

:p

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Did Pugsley survive after posting that pic of Wednesday on twitter lol (the social media au you posted!) I imagine Wednesday torturing him to near death for that😭

well....

wednesday has been trying to be more patient, her revenge comes in psychological warfare, he'll keep waiting and waiting for her to strike and she won't do it.

not until he fully lowers his guard

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i'm not familiar w/ addams family lore but i don't like what the netflop show did to thing... linking him to the g@lphin or night whatever, it took away his charm idk... i liked it when he's mysterious😭 but like idk if it's based on the lore

hiya! so keep in mind that every non addams character (with the exception of ophelia who had her whole characterization botched) is an original addition exclusive to the series so galpins and nights don't even exist in other iterations

that said, I think every addams fan hated that.

thing has had a history of changes, to be very fair. he used to have a body in the comics even if it wasn't fully shown, we can see his legs, arms, torso, feet peeking out from boxes, dresses, animal crates etc

in the sitcom he becomes a forearm peeking out from boxes or other parts of the home (apparently because of budget issues)

and in the movie he becomes what he is today, a sentient hand who is quite independent of other household appliances.

and the "new lore" is very much disliked because from the sitcom onwards, thing is supposed to be with the family at the very least from gomez's early childhood. but the writers love to add their favorite characters on things they have nothing to do with just to force them down everybody's throats so it explains why they did it.

anyways, it sucks and you can just ignore it. most people do

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missing the sandwich i just ate

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more wednesday tweets !! yay

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lowkey (well not lowkey lol) i loooove if wednesday wears something of enid, it's my hc for them. like, she'd wear her monochrome coloured hoodies and coats and tshirts!! u know when u said it's like her receiving cuddles frm enid w/o committing to the shame of pda, my brain really Locked In on that idea of urs i love it!!!!

same!!! to me enid buys some new black hoodies and basic white t-shirts merely for wednesday to wear. she'll only wear it to get her scent on it and she'll have to match with whatever neon thing she has because she shudders at the thought of being basic!!

and wednesday pretends not to know it because she's kinda embarrassed she wants to feel enid close as much as she does, truthfully if she was being hugged 24/7 she'd kill someone, but the inane craving she has for enid's scent makes her feel insane. it's a good way to abide by both her needs.

she starts to buy pajamas for enid too, cotton and long sleeved. enid thinks it's too hot to sleep in but she will wear them for a while in the evening and leave them on wednesday's bed before she takes her night shower.

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would wenclair get engaged using wedding rings or would they use something else like betrothal swords/daggers, necklaces, handcrafted tokens/jewelry?

hmmmm

wednesday doesn't wear jewelry so i think her engagement ring would actually be the Mating Bite because it's gnarly, it's bloody and it's permanent. usually that'd be only done after the wedding, but wednesday has never been one to follow tradition (this in a scenario where enid proposes) (the handmade dagger is given in place of a wedding band)

if wednesday were the one proposing I think she would do it with a ring, but enid would wear it on a necklace because of the whole inconsistent shifting thing. her biggest fear is forgetting it while she's shifting and having her finger cut off because of it (also she uses the excuse of Keeping It Close To Her Heart because she is a romantic). that also means no wedding band, so wednesday would probably bite her back.