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[shepscapades]

[dbhc flavored] Hermit A Day May '25, Day 13: Joel Smallishbeans

I did Joel’s season 10 fit for last year’s hadm, so I decided to do another life series theme for today :D Featuring a crazy red-life Double Life Joel and the variable fallout of his insanity! <3

[lazytoaster]

god forbid somebody wants a big mac jeesus

[goodbyemint]

wow!!! i sure hope hes alright!

[royalshinigami]

no save him and stop grell AHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[maleaser]

I don’t know who this guy is but I think he regrets working in the Markukawa sales department...

[dragonxhearts]

It took a while, but word had gotten to Sappho that her best friend wasn’t feeling great. Her residue maternal instincts kicked in and she got to work making a large iron bowl to hold ... a chunky soup of sorts.

She’d heard that chicken noodle soup was given to humans that were sick, but as she was a cave dragon and not a human, she took a lot of liberties. Sappho couldn’t get noodles, and had to do uncharacteristically delicate work plucking the chickens and removing other undesirable parts from the carcasses. The birdmeat was grilled thoroughly on a hot, blue flame while the reject parts were steeped in water to make chicken stock, on the instructions of an old farmer that traded his chickens for pieces of Sappho’s treasury.

With a pot of the concoction safely nestled in a saddlebag and the bowl clipped on, she flew over to give it to the ailing nobody.

“Xigbar? You in there?” she called, hoping he wasn’t so far gone that he couldn’t respond.

[felinenakedlife]

Mom is always causing me to poop when she takes me somewhere...cause the vet scares the shit out of me....and that’s where she’s always taking me. #merlin #poorguy #sphynxbaby #sphynxofinstagram #followme #crazycatlady #devonrex #catsofinstagram #sphynx

[mayonakanoame]

More “Turf Wars” stuffs. I found this scene cute until I realized… these are almost the exact same words that Mako told Korra just a few days previously. Mako: “I’ve got your back, Korra. And I always will.” Man… That’s pretty cold, even for a waterbender.