This was 3 years ago but I remember it like it was yesterday. From the #Youcantmakethisup files: I'm at Starbucks and after ordering my chocolate chip smoothie without coffee, I stand impatiently waiting for it to be done. This caucasian woman comes in 4 customers after me and orders the same thing but with coffee in it. The guy says, "Daryle, your chocolate chip smoothie is ready." Obviously, I go to reach for it but caucasian lady beats me to it and hurries out the door. Needless to say, everyone was looking at her dumbfounded. So I go to let her know she took my order and she begins screaming like I'm chasing her and hops in her car. I shook my head and chalked it up to a normal day as a black man in Canton and go back in the store and take her beverage, since it was ready, and left the store. Why did I meet this silly winch at the light and she rolls her window down and says, "Hey bud, I think I might've taken your order by mistake. It says Daryle on the cup. I only took a sip if you want it back." I kindly explained to her, " No thank you. I would hate for the police to see me soliciting a heroin addicted white prostitute in Canton. You know how they view us black people down here, right?" She called me a racist and rolled her eyes at me. Poor Mary was a victim of reverse racism. 😒 #poormary #reverseracism #gtfohwtbs #starbucks #bornillegal #racism #chronicalsofablackman https://www.instagram.com/p/CBadk_dJWjU/?igshid=zk78037fmb2q