So, I was going to sleep but, suddenly, the idea of throwing some Brazilian random curses and internet slangs popped into my head, so here goes nothing:
vtnc = Vai tomar no cú = Stick it up your ass.
fdp = Filho da puta = Son of a bitch.
Kct = Cacete = Fuck/shit.
Sqn = Só que não = nope. Haha, nope = haha, sqn.
Flws = Falou = Bye/See ya/ Toodles/Later gator.
Vlw flws = C u l8r/Peace out
Amr = Amor = Luv/love = usually ironic
Glr = Galera = folks/fellas
9vinha = Novinha = Young girl crush. That forbidden fruit everyone wants but nobody can touch because she's a minor or you think she's much younger for your taste. Usually a girl that doesn't look like but is a minor.
Samba = When someone says "Samba mais/ Samba na cara das inimigas/ Sambou/ Sambei mesmo", it means you/he/she/they were incredible at an specific moment.
HueBR = To be a HueBR, you need to have a Brazilian sense of humor. Few foreigners can be called HueBR because, I'm not even ashamed to say this and start WW III, our humor and our memes are the best.
Melhore = wake up. Usually said in arguments with haters.
Miga = Gurl/Girl friend (shortened). But be it woman, man, binary or not, cat or dog, bird or lizzard, everyone is MIGA. Miga sua loka, melhore.
Ficar/fica/ficante = The old "paquera", hook up/crush/snogging/no strings attached/friends with benefits/strangers with benefits.
Rolê = Gathering of people, usually teenagers and young adults, with the same interests. Tipically an excuse to hook up with your crushes.
Destruir (destruidora) = Smashing, awesome, great. You rock.
Vazar/Tô vazando = I'm out/I'm off/I'm gone = Say it when you're leaving the Rolê.
Bafo/Bafão = Incredible, awesome news, something incredibly shocking in an awesome way. Amazing gossip.
Apenas = Final. Finito. That's it. Dot.
Lacre/lacradora = same as destruir/destruidora = You rock. Could translate to fetching, but I'm with Regina George here...
Vlw flws, glr, tô vazando.