#poseidon no

[greekgodssitcom]

Poseidon [drunk]: You’re not a lobster if you’re dead

Hades:

Hades: Yeah that’s not-

Zeus [also drunk]: Wait let him cook

[swallowtailcherry]

Sir, we only met a couple of minutes ago-

[fishstiicks]

“....I want a daughter.     Someone’s up for raw sex?”

[solisnumen]

ginseiker replied to your post: fake tamamo: waifu material, really wants to be...

poseidon likes real tamamo more because she’s hot when she’s feisty

         oh boy

[martheous]

@dekirukoto

“Hoh! What is this for? By catch Pokemon, I meant I wish to catch them in the real world!” And there he is, throwing his hand out as the Kraken falls from the sky -- going toward Makoto. “Tentacruel, I choose you!”

[martheous]

Oh, is that the man that Saber claimed he reminded her of? It appears Poseidon is going to try making a friend. 

[martheous]

“That Saber is quite cute in that maid costume.”

Time to take her from the Red Archer.