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Ares: In many ways, Athena, you remind me of Socrates

Apollo: Because of how smart she is?

Athena: I think he wants to throw a rock at me

Apollo: Like he was really mean to me but do I tell him he’s going to drown in a bathtub?

Poseidon: Nooo, wait until the week of, then send omens and watch him try to prevent it, that’s always so funny

Apollo: omg you’re so right

#they so gossip wdym #Apollo looks up to this man so hard #your weekly reminder that in some myths it states that Poseidon possessed prophecy before Apollo #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #apollo greek god #apollo <3 #phoebus apollo #poseidon god of the seas #Apollo and poseidon #poseidon #poseidon god of the sea #king laomedon #walls of Troy #the city of Troy

Apollo: You could say I’m a really great athlete

Hyacinthus: [clutching bleeding head] Banned I tell you

#Strike 2 #Apollo #drop it #put the discuss down #s: me #greek god sitcom #greek mythology #greek myth #greek gods #greek myth memes #incorrect greek gods #apollo x hyacinthus #apollo greek god #apollo <3 #hyacinthus greek mythology #apollo and hyacinthus #hyacinthus #discus

Ares: So there’s this movie I’ve been watching-

Apollo: Nope

Ares: It’s not gory this time!

Ares: It’s just heavily disturbing

#babe go talk to Moros please #I’m sure he’s love it #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #apollo #phoebus apollo #apollo god of the sun #apollo greek god #poor apollo #ares and apollo #ares greek mythology #ares deity #ares greek god

Poseidon [drunk]: You’re not a lobster if you’re dead

Hades:

Hades: Yeah that’s not-

Zeus [also drunk]: Wait let him cook

Artemis [to her hunters]: Alright ladies! Seatbelts on! We won’t be needing them but it’s the law!

#the arty carty if I may #see I want to make a joke about her bad driving but she has been doing it for like thousands of years so #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #god #artemis greek mythology #artemis goddess of the hunt #artemis goddess #hunters of artemis #lady artemis

GPS: Keep straight

Apollo: Absolutely not

#ares: that’s some homophobic shit right there *grabs baseball bat*#greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #god #apollo #phoebus apollo #apollo greek god #apollo <3 #happy pride 🌈#gps navigation #apollo god of the sun

Artemis: That’s just a really sad slice of pizza

Apollo: Wanna see a sadder slice of pizza? Look in the mirror

Dionysus: That’d be a sick burn if we were all pizzas

Artemis: Do that again and I’ll take away your dictionary

Apollo: But that’s so unscrupulous!

#you can’t convince me that the god of knowledge doesn’t have a dictionary #he probably wrote all of them #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #god #apollo #phoebus apollo #apollo and artemis #artemis greek mythology #artemis goddess of the hunt #artemis goddess #apollo greek mythology #artemis and apollo #dictionary #words

Artemis: I’m a top

Apollo: You’re a virgin

#this is how most of their conversations go #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #god #apollo #phoebus apollo #artemis greek mythology #artemis goddess of the hunt #artemis goddess #apollo and artemis #artemis and apollo #apollo greek mythology #the twins greek mythology

Camera Man: What do you do?

Hermes: I steal stuff

Ares: Can you steal me my will to live back from Dad?

Hermes: I can steal you enough money to afford therapy?

Ares: We’re doing it the long way then

#long road from here buddy #this is a Zeus depreciation post #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #hermes and ares #hermes greek mythology #hermes god #hermes #ares greek mythology #ares deity #ares greek god #the camera man #fuck zeus #zeus u suck

Hermes: The only thing I commit to is crime

Aphrodite: And also Apollo

Hermes: And also Apollo

#historians will say they were best buds #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #god #hermes greek mythology #hermes god #hermes #apollo greek mythology #apollo greek god #Hermes and apollo #how is that not a tag???#disappointed in the entirety of tumblr #fuck you all I’m making it a tag #aphrodite #aphrodite greek mythology

Apollo: Wait what happened? Ares are you okay??

Ares: No but that’s unrelated to the concussion

Oracle of Delphi: You will either save this town or destroy it

Ares: Sorry guys that’s probably me

Aphrodite: Stop saying ur mom to everyone and we might just make it through this

Ariadne: I know your intention is to dress like a slutty man but wow you’re really pulling it off

Dionysus: Darling you know I never disappoint

#bc you know this is true #Dionysus you androgynous queen #dionysus is me #kin this guy so hard #s: my brother to me #greek god sitcom #greek gods #greek myth memes #greek mythology #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek mythology #god #dionysus x ariadne #ariadne #dionysus the god of wine #the god dionysus #dionysus #androgony

Athena: Zeus is coming!

Ares: Alright let’s make like the England and the European Union and split

Hermes:

Hermes: How do you know this stuff?

The gods: [Watching Narcissus]

Ares: He kinda reminds me of Apollo

Apollo: You’re kidding, I’m nothing like him

The gods:

Artemis: Brother, the only thing standing between you and Narcissus is a pond

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