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Idk. It was a very low effort drawing.
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He's very boobiful.
Idk. It was a very low effort drawing.
Be Quiet Tonight || Poseidon X F! Reader
When Poseidon takes you to his apartment for the first time, you find out that he lives with his three brothers, but he still wants to fuck you. Can the two of you stay quiet while his brothers sleep?
* inspired by my moot hax23's college au poseidon on ao3*
CW: PIV sex, panty gagging, y’all are highkey inconsiderate to the others living there
When your boyfriend took you to his apartment for the first time, you were absolutely surprised. Though Poseidon was well-dressed and always paid for you, you didn’t realize just how well-off he was. It wasn’t until the two of you were in one of the wealthiest parts of Manhattan that you realized just how wealthy he really was. When you saw how modern and pristine the imposing apartment tower was, you instantly felt incredibly underdressed in your t-shirt and jeans.
You held onto his hand a little tighter as the two of you entered the apartment building and walked past the doormen. You cowered slightly as the doormen stared at you, as if you didn’t belong.
“What’s wrong?” He asked, turning to face you once the two of you reached the elevator.
“I’m just feeling a little out of place,” you shrugged.
“Don’t,” he simply replied. “You’re not the only person dressed casually in the building.”
“Then why did the doormen stare at me like I was,” you huffed, rolling your eyes.
“They did what?” Poseidon asked, his eyes narrowing. You gulped at the look in his eye. You were already regretting mentioning anything to him. He whipped around, staring directly at both doormen. The doormen looked slightly unnerved by his stare. “I’ll take care of that.”
“Please don’t,” you sighed, knowing that he’d probably fly off the handle. Before he could protest or say anything to the doormen, the elevator doors opened. “We might as well go up now…”
Poseidon wrapped his arm around your waist instead as he led you into the elevator, possessively holding you flush against him.
He quickly jabbed his finger against the button for the 66th floor then whipped you around, possessively kissing you. You squeaked against his lips, your cheeks flaming as you knew the doormen likely saw the two of you making out.
He held you like that, kissing you intensely until the elevator dinged and the two of you arrived at the 66th floor.
He led you out and towards a nice pristine door at the end of the hallway. Your eyes widened as you saw that even the lock was a touch screen keypad. Your dorm still used physical keys.
As soon as he opened the door, a loud voice boomed through the apartment.
“Welcome back home, brother!” Another blond man said, rushing towards him and embracing him in a bear hug. Poseidon grunted as the other man lifted him off the ground.
“Put me down,” he demanded through gritted teeth as you giggled at the brotherly exchange. Soon, the other man obliged and set Poseidon down.
“I’m his younger brother, Zeus!” He said, shaking your hand vigorously. “You’re the girl we’ve been hearing so much about, right?”
“Zeus,” Poseidon hissed, his cheeks flushing. He didn’t want you to know just how much he talked about you to his family.
You giggled at Poseidon’s reaction and nodded.
“Yes, all good things I hope?” You asked with a smile.
“Oh more than good,” Zeus grinned before pausing. “Oh how rude of me, I haven’t let the two of you inside.”
He then grabbed the both of you by the hand, dragging you into the apartment. Thankfully, the door was much wider than the average New York apartment.
Once Zeus slammed the door shut, he cupped his hands around his mouth, beginning to shout.
“Hades! Our brother’s finally brought his girl home!” He yelled.
You raised your brow. You didn’t realize that Poseidon had multiple roommates. Or that they were all his brothers. You heard soft footsteps echoe through the apartment until another man approached.
Though he seemed young, his hair was a brilliant silver-white. As he got closer, you saw that his eyes were a soft lilac.
“Please don’t yell in the apartment, Zeus,” Hades groaned softly. “Our walls are quite thin.”
“Good evening,” Hades said to you with a smile, taking your hand in his. “I’m Poseidon’s older brother. It’s lovely to meet the girl he speaks so kindly of.”
“Brother,” Poseidon hissed, his cheeks flushing an even brighter pink.
“Is that so?” You giggled. Poseidon rarely said things like that to your face. You were surprised to hear that he indeed talked about how much he wanted you to his family. He was the type to show you physically how much he wanted you, not verbally.
Poseidon just huffed angrily at his brothers’ antics.
“Fix your face, Poseidon,” Hades warned, looking unimpressed at his brother’s frustration. “Now come, I just finished cooking dinner.”
Poseidon still grumbled something under his breath, but took his shoes off, motioning for you to do the same.
Your eyes widened as you took in just how large and ornate his apartment was. How the hell did three young men afford this place?
As the two of you ate some avgolemono and wine (save for Zeus, who you’d found out was still in high school), you learned how the two of them afforded the apartment: Hades was the owner of the apartment building.
You damn near choked on your wine when you heard that. He seemed so young. Poseidon’s brothers had a good laugh at your reaction.
The four of you talked and talked, though Poseidon barely added anything in the conversation. Once dinner was over, Poseidon grabbed your hand and dragged you away from the table despite his brother’s protests. He took you down the hall to his bedroom. Once he had the door shut and locked, he pulled you close to him, kissing you hotly.
You were stunned but wrapped your arms around his neck, pressing your lips against his. You gasped against his mouth as his hands wandered down to your bum, grabbing it so he could hoist you into his arms and carry you towards his bed.
You didn’t even have the chance to appreciate or look at his large bedroom before he pinned you to the bed, deepening the kiss. You eagerly opened your mouth, allowing him to slip his tongue in. The two of you stayed like that for a long while, your bodies intertwined as Poseidon guided you through a nice deep kiss. His arms were gently wrapped around the small of your waist, tenderly holding you flush against him as the two of you occasionally changed positions.
As your makeout session grew hotter and heavier—your hands wandering down to grope his ass while one of his hands threatened to slip below the waistband of your jeans, a sudden knock sounded against the door.
Poseidon groaned in frustration but separated himself from you, adjusting himself before he got up to open the door.
“What?” He asked, crossing his arms as he looked at who was on the other side of the door.
“It’s awfully late,” Hades said to his younger brother. “Is (Y/N) planning on staying the night?”
Your face flamed as his eyes fluttered towards you. You were perched on the edge of Poseidon’s bed, watching the exchange curiously.
“Yes,” Poseidon replied. “It’s not safe to take her back to the dorms.”
“Alright,” Hades sighed. “Well I’m going to bed now. I have a lengthy day at work tomorrow, and it’s a school night for Zeus. That means no funny business, understand?”
Poseidon rolled his eyes.
“Don’t give me that look,” Hades warned. “I better not wake up to the sound of any heavy petting or humping.”
Your face immediately flamed as Hades said that. Had he heard the two of you kissing earlier? Were the walls really that thin?
“Please don’t say that in front of my girlfriend,” Poseidon groaned, his own face flushing at his older brother’s bluntness.
Hades sighed at Poseidon’s reactions.
“I’m sorry if I offended you, (Y/N); I don’t mean to be crass,” he said, his lilac eyes flickering towards you.
“It’s okay,” you replied, though you averted eye contact with him. Suddenly he felt much more intimidating.
“Well that’s all I needed to say,” Hades shrugged. “Now goodnight.”
With that, Hades turned on his heel and left. Poseidon rolled his eyes.
“I’m sorry you had to hear that,” he said. “He acts as if he’s my father sometimes.”
“It’s okay; I thought it was sweet,” you smiled. “Though I do wish you’d mentioned that you live with your brothers earlier…”
“Why?” Poseidon asked, furrowing his brow. Why would his living arrangements be of concern to you?
You nervously smiled before peeling off your t-shirt, revealing the lacy bra that lay beneath the black fabric.
Poseidon’s jaw dropped as he took in the sight. You were wearing his favorite shade of blue.
“When you said you wanted to take me to your place, I assumed we were going to fuck, so I wanted to surprise you with this new set,” you grinned. It had cost a good fraction of your student worker paycheck, but seeing his reaction made it all worth it.
“A set?” He echoed, his cheeks flushing pink as he slowly realized what you meant. You stood up and slowly unzipped your jeans, pulling them down to reveal the matching lacey panties.
You nodded, smiling shyly.
“It’s a matching one,” you explained. “But we can’t do that anymore since your brothers are here too.”
“And why would that change anything?” Poseidon asked, raising his brow as an evil grin crossed his face.
“Hades just said—”
Before you could finish that sentence, Poseidon quickly approached you and pinned you down on the bed again, clamping his lips against yours.
“What Hades and Zeus don’t know can’t hurt them,” he smirked.
“But babe…you know I’m loud,” you mumbled, nervously looking aside.
“Then I guess you’ll just have to be quiet tonight, won’t you?” He smirked.
You gulped, knowing Poseidon was up to no good.
XXX
You already regretted letting Poseidon convince you to do this. His solution to the noise issue was to pull the bed away from the wall and shove your new panties into your mouth as a makeshift gag. You’d never had to taste yourself on your tongue like this or feel a bundle of lace stuffing your mouth. It was so strange though not completely unpleasant.
Somehow, the thin ball of fabric managed to muffle most of your noises, even as Poseidon hungrily lapped at your clit while his fingers curled against your g-spot. When you felt your first orgasm threaten to fall upon you however you clamped both hands over your mouth to make sure no sound got out.
Once you’d ridden out your orgasm, Poseidon gently removed your thighs from his head and smirked up at you with soft, glistening lips.
“You’re wetter than usual,” he pointed out. “It seems you’re enjoying this more than you said you would.”
Your cheeks flushed as he pointed your shameful subconscious desire out.
“Do you really want my brothers to hear you?” He asked, his fingers continuing to curl and thrust inside of you. “Do you want others in the building to hear you moan? Cause you definitely don’t care when we’re in your dorm.”
Your face flamed hotly at that. Indeed, you’d received several noise complaints from your suitemates due to your nighttime visits from your boyfriend.
“You do, don’t you?” He whispered incredulously. “I can’t believe I’m dating such a pervy woman.”
You grumbled around the bundle of panties in your mouth and huffed. It wasn’t your fault that you had to live with so many people in the college dorms. Not everyone had a wealthy older brother to live with.
“I have something else to fill your mouth with though,” Poseidon said, quickly stripping off his clothing, so he could show you his half hard cock.
You opened your mouth obediently, withdrawing the drool-coated panties and placing them aside as he slowly stroked his cock to full hardness. You softly grabbed his shaft with one hand before engulfing his cockhead with your mouth, eagerly sucking on it as your tongue lapped up the drops of his precum.
Poseidon sighed as you slowly moved your head forward, taking more of his cock into your throat. Though you’d been nervous about performing oral on Poseidon when the two of you had first met, you had become used to the feeling of his large cock occupying your mouth and throat. Rather quickly, you had managed to swallow the entire length of his cock. You didn’t even choke or gag when your lips touched the base of his cock.
Poseidon softly groaned at the sight and feeling of you obediently taking his cock down your throat. Then he slowly began to thrust in and out of your mouth. You struggled not to make any noise as he shallowly thrusted into your mouth, though of course you couldn’t control the soft wet and sticky sound of his cock brushing against your tongue with each thrust.
Once your jaw began to grow sore from holding the position for so long, Poseidon thrust the entirety of his cock down your throat and released his load. You eagerly swallowed it, trying your best not to gag or choke from the sudden intrusion.
“Good girl,” he whispered. He then pushed you back onto the bed and grabbed the discarded, soaking panties. “Now open up.”
You huffed but allowed him to shove your panties back into your mouth, effectively silencing you. Poseidon gently parted your legs and settled between them, pressing his hard cock against your dripping folds. He slowly ground his cock back and forth until its underside was thoroughly coated in your wetness. He then grasped his shaft and gently rubbed his tip along your cunt more intentionally, gently stimulating your clit until he finally lined it up with your entrance. He slowly pushed in, somehow managing to remain silent as his cock was slowly enveloped by your warm walls.
You whimpered softly against the ball of lace in your mouth, arching your back once he was buried to the hilt inside of you. He stayed like that for a moment, basking in your warmth before he bent down and placed his forearms by other side of your head. He slowly and tenderly thrust into your cunt, trying to be as silent as possible though the sticky sound of your pussy enveloping him was inevitable. He just hoped Hades and Zeus were in a deep enough slumber to ignore it.
He kept up with slow, gentle movements, trying to be as gently and quiet as possible, but it was difficult to focus on the task at hand when your walls were tightly wrapped around his cock and your mouth was releasing the softest, muffled whines of pleasure. He needed more of you. He unconsciously began moving faster, the sound of his cock thrusting into you growing louder until you wound your legs too tightly around his hips, effectively stopping him.
You shook your head, indicating that the two of you were being too loud. He huffed in frustration and resumed his original, agonizingly slow pace. He originally thought the only issue would be your moans, but now he was realizing the task of fucking you silently would be much harder than he initially thought.
To try and muffle the noise further, he grabbed the duvet at the corner of the bed and covered the two of you in it. Thankfully, the thick blanket successfully muffled the sound of your wet pussy enveloping his cock. He took advantage of that muffling and began to thrust quicker.
Your muffled moans grew slightly louder and you dug your heels into the tops of his buttocks, encouraging him to move the way you wanted. Your nails dug into his muscular upper back, softly scratching him as your body slowly grew more and more aroused by his ministrations. When Poseidon ducked his head down and pressed his teeth against your neck, clamping down on your most sensitive spot, you slapped your hand over your mouth, knowing your moan would be too loud for the panties to muffle as you came for the second time that night.
Though Poseidon usually outlasted you, he quickly followed suit and released inside of you, his hips stilling as he creamed your cunt. The two of you softly panted as you rode out your orgasms. Once you’d fully recovered and Poseidon had slowly pulled out of you, you pulled your saliva-soaked panties from your mouth and smirked at him.
“And you called me the pervy one,” you softly giggled, trying to keep your voice down. He furrowed his brow.
“What do you mean?” He whispered.
“You came way quicker than usual tonight,” you pointed out cheekily. “Were you getting off to the idea of your brothers accidentally hearing us?”
“Shut up,” he muttered, chucking one of his pillows at you. You muffled your laugh into the pillow. You loved your boyfriend, but he could be incredibly easy to ragebait at times. He then grabbed his discarded shirt and chucked it at you. “Now come on. We need to clean up.”
You thanked whatever gods there were that Poseidon’s bathroom was inside of his bedroom. You couldn’t imagine tip-toeing down the hallway in just his button-up shirt and running into one of his brothers like that. After the two of you showered and redid his bed, you snuggled up to your boyfriend, gladly cuddling against his large, soft pecs as you fell asleep.
XXX
When you awoke it was to the sound of his alarm. You wanted to sleep in and stay cuddled up to Poseidon, but he slowly sat up, turning off the alarm.
“It’s time for class,” he yawned, rubbing his eyes.
“For you,” you huffed. “I was planning on sleeping in until my 10:00am lab, not waking up at 7:00.”
“Would you prefer to spend the morning with Hades waking Zeus up?” He asked, raising his brow.
You grumbled but gave up, knowing damn well you didn’t want that.
The two of you sluggishly got dressed and ready for the day before leaving his bedroom. As you followed him down the hallway, your eyes widened as you saw that Hades was already awake, sipping a cup of coffee on the couch.
“Good morning,” he said, prompting the both of you to greet him back. You thought nothing else would come of that, and that he truly hadn’t heard a thing. “Have a good day at school.”
“Thanks,” you smiled, glad that you’d somehow managed not to be loud enough for him to hear.
However, before the two of you could step out the door, Hades spoke up again.
“By the way, I’d prefer it if the two of you didn’t shower at 1:00am,” he mentioned with the faintest hint of a smirk. “My bedroom is on the other side of the bathroom after all.”
“Noted,” Poseidon grumbled, though his cheeks were now pink with embarrassment. Not even he could be nonchalant after being called out like that. Once the two of you had stepped outside of the door, you smacked his arm.
“Are you fucking kidding me?!” You hissed as Poseidon laughed. “He heard us the whole time?!”
“He only mentioned the shower, nothing about sex,” he shrugged, though he was clearly embarrassed by his brother calling him out as well.
“Yea, the shower was the evidence that we’d had sex,” you groaned, pinching the bridge of your nose between your fingers. “How can I ever face your family again?”
As the two of you entered the elevator, Poseidon held you close against him.
“You’ll get over it eventually,” he shrugged. “And we’ll learn to be even quieter.”
You groaned as you realized that he planned to fuck you like this all over again.
I read one of your Sub poseidon and i think you just open a new path for me, realistically speaking it changed my life for the better i swear. I beg you to give me more even if it’s just crumbs
New Season of RoR 🔛🔝☑️
Sub!AFAB!Poseidon x AMAB! Reader || NSFW || Warnings: Secret masturbation, phone sex, mutual masturbation
Hope you enjoy <3
"Poseidon..? Where are you?"
When the phone rings, Poseidon finds himself picking it up before he could even think to verify who it is. Though, there's only one person who would dare disturb him this late. Your voice rattles through the speaker– low, and a little raspy with sleep. His legs spread wider on instinct, the bathwater splashing against the sides of the tub.
He glares, as though he could wither you through the phone. "Did you call me simply to question me, little fish?"
You chuckle, rustling the covers as you turn over in bed. "No, though, I figure you'll find my true reason equally pointless."
Your laughter sends his heart a flutter, a fact he covers with a glower despite being alone in his bathroom. In such a giant space, only your voice and the quiet ripple of water could be heard. It amplified as it bounced gently off the marble walls, surrounding him with you on three sides.
"So? Are you ready to hear it?"
"Out with it."
Another sleepy giggle, another tingle along his skin.
"I had a dream about you."
...in. Out. A millenia of perfected control, almost shattered with an instant. The rise and fall of his chest was under strict orders to remain unchanged, despite his traitorous heartbeat and far more traitorous clit. They beat to their own tune, so perfectly in sync it was nothing short of a mockery.
"Aren't you curious what it was about?"
Poseidon grits his teeth, his eyes squeezed shut against the onslaught of disdainful imagery your words summoned. It was a pointless effort. As the dying sunlight filters through the glass wall, casting a romantic hue of orange and pink over the room, your sleepy rasp warms his skin and softens his walls like a hot bath after a long day.
It'd be so easy to slip a hand down his skin and make the most of your full attention...
He can picture your smile with perfect clarity, and it sends a shiver up his back. He flicks his nipple, pinches it. "Ah, yes, of course not, my esteemed Sea Lord. But I implore you to give this lowly little fish a mere moment of your precious time and—"
Instead, his free hand finds his chest, and (imagining it was yours), begins to massage it. "I will not entertain your meaningless games."
"Tell me what you wish, you insolent human." He snaps, gritting his teeth as he twists the peak of his chest. In his thoughts, your mouth is wrapped around the other one, too busy sucking to talk.
"Well, since you asked so nicely..." More rustling.
"...We were having sex."
Poseidon's eyes flutter. His breath barely stutters before he's hard at work breathing in.. out, in.. out.
"We were in my room, with the windows open, and it looked exactly how it does right now outside. I remember thinking how beautiful the sunset looked, reflected in your eyes."
Poseidon slides his fingers downwards until they silently pierce the surface of the water. By the time you continue talking, he's started rubbing slow circles into his clit.
"You were on top of me, but you wanted us to switch. I had been teasing you about it for awhile, and every time I did you got all huffy and stayed up there longer. You had the cutest little pout on you face–"
"Cute?" His breathlessness is hidden by his disgust. Him? Cute? In your dreams. Literally.
You chuckle, and his leg jerks. "Yes. Perhaps I'm biased, but you're much cuter than you think, Poseidon."
"I'll kill you."
"Of course, cutie~♡!"
The Sea King bites his lip– not only because he was close, but because he'd thought up a brand new obscenity to describe your lack of intelligence, one so bad it'd even ruin his mood to say it.
His hand speeds up without his notice, splashing the water around to where you'd definitely take notice. But he didn't care, consumed with thought as he was. The thought of feeling every inch of you deep inside him, of riding you until you shot blanks. Of you finally flipping him over and...
"Anywayssss~ I let you get on the bottom, eventually. You'd been riding me for hours. I'm not sure how I could even move still. Even in the dream, I felt every inch of you; you were sopping wet, and so tight I could hardly breathe whenever you'd slam down on me. It seemed like every time I came inside you, you'd ride me harder."
The slowness of your speech let him feel the weight of every word. Each nasty detail lit his body up a little more, until he was pure energy just waiting to burst.
"Then?"
"Then I kissed you. I kissed you until I didn't know where I ended and... hah.. you began, all while you were begging me to put it back in and fuck you even harder."
You sigh, a little too airily he thinks. More rustling. A thud, as if you'd bumped your head on something. You're taking too long for him.
"Did you?" He asks, his own voice gaspy and low.
"Did I what?" You say, seemingly breathless, despite only laying in bed.
"Did you fuck me, [Name]?" he gasps.
A beat of silence passes, your mysteriously uneven breaths passing back and forth through the phone. Poseidon doesn't want to think anymore, couldn't if he did. His need for you dragged him beyond the bounds of his pride ages ago. He wants to feel you, and this is the closest he's gotten yet.
How ironic that it's over the phone.
You sigh again, and he can tell there's a lazy little smile on your face. "Exactly how you wanted, My Lord."
Poseidon let's his head fall back, a low moan flying free from his throat. He doesn't hide it, as a mere human could never embarrass him, evidence to the contrary be damned. You don't respond, save for letting your own moans fly just as unbidden. You call his name– "Oh, Poseidon, baby," –and he realizes he's done for.
"Just once, baby" You moan, the slick sounds of your hand palming your dick much more obvious now, "Tell me you want me to fuck you."
His fingers slip inside himself in one fluid movement, and the first touch of his g-spot summons the willpower to cross the last line.
"I... I want you.. ah!.. I want you to–"
"–fuck me."
His sultry whisper slides smoothly through your phone speaker, the unbelievable words so far away yet somehow right in front of you. Your dream is a reality, and he's here, and you're inside him, and you're gripping your dick so tightly it draws tears. You can barely finish your stroke before you're cumming on yourself; a thick, milky load that coats your hands and thighs and sheets. You're too sensitive to move, but the fluttery breaths of your love finally reach you, evidence of his orgasm, and you find yourself reaching for your cock anyways.
Even as your orgasm spikes into overstimulation, you stroke until his whimpers fade into silence. Your chest heaves with the effort, and for a long moment, the line is silent on both ends.
You break it first.
"So... Can I come over..?"
A beat, and then the phone clicks, and the call ends. You shake your head, not surprised in the least. Just as you're about to curse his divine name, you receive a text.
Thirty minutes. Do not be late.
You're out of bed before you can even verify who sent the text. Only one person would demand your presence this late, after all.
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A/N: Ive got another long form post cooking up w some more sub Poseidon, and a few others!! Yippee!!!!
OHHHHH THE SONG WAS ORIGINALLY HADES’!!!!
and god, this scene really recontextualizes everything.... all along, Poseidon’s principles for being a god were just patterned after his older brother’s actions. he looks up to him so much 🥹🥹🥹
and I know Zeus is technically the youngest… but Poseidon here really looks like the baby of the family and i’m just 🥹🥹🥹
FOR POSEIDON!!!!!!
but also, Hades, please, you don’t have to copy your brother in that regard 😭😭😭
The moment Qin Shihuang gave his answer, I realize right away it was gonna be a callback to Poseidon, and I am so glad the show did this because this is exactly what was missing in the round 3 match that I resent so much—a deeper exploration into this kind of mindset
Poseidon, you will always be missed 🥹🥹🥹
My beloved is reduced to "tits" and "sashimi," as in being sliced into sashimi, and I will never forgive the Record of Ragnarok fandom for being so shallow minded as to see Poseidon in a one-dimensional way./lh
My husband is just a nerd who wants to be left alone to read his books and do his job. And in combining the literal myths with this pop culture incarnation, smash with a few nymphs along the way. 💃🧜♀️ And mermaids.
But in earnest, I don't accept the excuse, "Well, look at the anime/manga you're watching/reading obviously the fanba–" Shut up (also said to me about the JJBA fanbase). The year is now 2026. The bar of expectations is a tripping hazard in Tartarus. At this point, whatever consequence happens to humanity, specifically here in the US, due to the spread of anti-intellectualism is deserved.
Poseidon!!! never thought i’d see your beautiful face again 😭😭😭