Ror men with s/o who never gets angry, but finally lashes out.
Requested Characters: Loki, Poseidon, Hermes and Shiva.
Warnings: Mentions of injuries (not towards reader).
Notes: I have yet to crash out, and hopefully never.
Scenario:
"RoR gods with a Male! Lover that never gets angry like you can pour a whole bucket on water on him and he'd still be calm until he broke and lashed out?"
Loki
It's no surprise the Norse god is infamous for his pranks. Harmful or not.
So having a lover like you, someone who doesn't get angry easily, or at all, almost put him on edge.
To be specific, the edge of excitement to a degree. Whether it be hiding your stuff, shape-shifting or jumpscares, you remain unfazed.
He soon realized that his pranks have no affect on you, and his pranks had stopped.
Until the incident:
"Loki, have you seen my basket? It had all my freshly picked ingredients that I was planning to use for tonight." , your lover turned to you and shook his head. A simple, "Nah.", escaped his lips.
The sounds of chewing had been heard from the dining room in the palace. Odin's birds had decided to take it upon themselves to feast on your delicacies that you've worked hard to grow.
"You little-"
Nothing could have prepared Loki for his ears to hear the words come out of your mouth. His lover, always calm and collected, is now berating and screaming to the bird duo. It was a sight to see. Thrilling, but terrifying.
Since that day, he has gained a newfound respect and love for you.
He is also grateful that, so far, he hasn't been a recipient of your anger.
But enjoys the thought of you berating everyone else.
Poseidon
The two of you go hand in hand. However, you are more tolerant compared to him by a longshot.
He thinks your tolerance will be your downfall, as many have tried to push you over or take advantage of you.
However, you still manage to stand your ground, calm and collected.
He thinks your behaviour is what many should strive for, someone who holds themselves without falter.
But even the toughest wall can break with a little more effort:
Poseidon strides through the halls, head high and posture straight. He pays no mind with those who cower before him and the silence that fills the air. All he is thinking about is to get to you.
He is abruptly stopped as he witnesses a man thrown across the room, crashing into the wall with many injuries. He turns to see the culprit and finds you. Heavens, you look...enraged.
You ignore the stares, rolling up your sleeves as you plan to teach the man a world of pain. Poseidon doesn't stop you, instead tells you, "Make it quick. I plans with you this evening that I don't intend to go to waste."
You nod.
Underneath that cool façade, he is shook. Not like he'd ever tell you. Never in his life time.
He only advices you to handle the situations with more grace. And that he means more force.
He isn't the only being that many cower in fear along the halls anymore. With you by his side of course.
Hermes
Similar to Poseidon, the two of you are two peas in a pod. Composed and never letting others get to you.
Being the son of Zeus and messenger of the Greek Pantheon, Hermes has had his fair share of moments when he could have gave in to his emotions, but chose not to.
It goes against his character and the expectations of being a god.
And being his lover, it's no wonder why the two of you work well together. After all, there's nothing that could break your calm demeanor.
Or so he thought:
Yearly meetings were often held in order to keep updates and to make suggestions. Although boring, it's what kept the peace and ensured growth. Arguments were bound to break out, sooner or later. It's normal.
What's not normal, is seeing you rip a member of the council a new one after making an audacious suggestion that even left him speechless. He's less concerned about the suggestion, and more on how you continue to break the person's spirit to the point, they sink into their seat.
The room is silent when you pardon yourself in an attempt to cool down. Zeus can only chuckle and whisper to Hermes, "Make sure to bring them to more of these meetings. It spices up the place." Hermes could only blink.
Hermes sees you in a new light, no longer as just his equal, but something more than that.
He is more surprised that you managed to act as if nothing happened. He's never met anyone like you.
He takes Zeus's word in bringing you to meetings more often. Makes everyone think twice before speaking.
Shiva
You are a complete contrast to his character. He's most likely to argue when the victim of pranks, you on the other hand, ignore it or brush it off.
He respects the way you hold yourself, and how you don't let anything get to you personally.
He could name a list of beings he knows that don't even a drop of patience in their blood compared to you.
Often, he likes to learn from you, wanting to be a little more tolerant to certain situations that may come by.
And today he would learn another thing from you:
It wasn't everyday that Shiva would be approached by the servants of Valhalla for something urgent. Oh, it's about you. Must be important since they have such worried looks.
He walked along the servants, voices of yelling had become become louder. Instinctively, he walked faster, almost leaving the servants behind. Opening the door that had tried to contain all the noise, only to find you being the cause. You were slandering and berating some poor guy.
It didn't help with the wooden spoon in your hand. It looked as if you might actually hit the guy with it. Shiva could only chuckle to himself, before deciding to take you away. He didn't want you to cause any casualties.
He would tease you for the sudden change in personality, but not out of ill intent. He understands that even you have your limits.
Would like it if you express yourself, instead of bottling it up. He's just a little worried that you suppress your emotions in favour of keeping the peace.
He would, however, brag to his colleagues about how you tore someone a new one, much to the chagrin of his best friend Rudra and wives.
slight 18+ in shiva and buddhas ones (sorry guys im mid ovulation)
poseidon
a creature of routine. wakes up at the same time every day, goes to bed at the same time every day. discipline is what helps him keep himself at levels beyond the other gods. Yet when it came to you, he slowly started lingering. He gets ready slower in the mornings now, starting to enjoy looking at you wrapped up in his silk sheets. His fingers trail silently across your hair, pushing it out of your face as his shirt remained unbuttoned. He catches himself and rushes to finish his routine, lifting his trident before rushing to the door. He glances back, his mouth opens and closes but silence remains weighing heavy. He inhales “I’m off.” He whispers, thinking more to himself than anyone else
“Have a good day,” you murmur and for a second, the stoic gods face had a look of serene wash over it before heading out of the door
hades
mornings in the underworld are as lazy as can be for you. Hades roses before you, needing to see to his various tasks of the day. As king of the underworld there were no days off, and it was something you’ve come to accept…and recently even…indulge….in. He kisses your forehead before heading into his office and you take your time to stretch and rise, loosely wrapping one of the many silk robes hes gifted you around your shoulder. You make your way quietly through the halls, standing in the doorway and watching your beloved work away before making your way through. He turns around, and like every morning, his face brightens “My flower,” he kisses you on top of your head “why don’t you rest more” is the first question he asks every single morning
“i missed you too much,” is the reply you give back every single morning. And every single morning he lifts you in his arms and carries you back to bed to be by your side until you go back to sleep.
buddha
golden sunlight pours between the loose drapes. buddha lies beside you, one arm cradling your head and the other tracing patterns along your thigh. He smiles when he feels you stir beneath him and you groggily look up at him. He leans in, brushing your lips with a teasing kiss, just long enough to make your breath catch and look at him with longing eyes.
“Hey…” he breathes out “you’re tempting me,” he whispers, lips so close to yours that they brushed together but denied you their full sensation. He moves his lips to your cheeks and his hand slowly trails up and down your thigh “We could get up,” he kisses your jaw “Or…” he pauses, lips trailing from the bottom of your ear down the side of your neck “we could stay like this for a while.”
the air is thick with incense and unsaid promises. He lifts his head and waits for your reply, smiling when it pressed itself firmly against his lips “Message received.”
shiva
you’re trapped beneath his weight. you stir beneath him and he laughs “where are you going, my love?” Slowly moving, he rolls over but his hands wrap around your waist, lifting you into him.
you straddle him and smile, feeling his hands move along your body and his eyes gaze lovingly at every detail in front of him.
“I need to go…” you tease “I’ll be late to meet Parvati.”
His hand caresses your face “Such a thoughtful person…” every caress is drawn out, a worshipful touch from a god that revels in chaos and yet now wants to stretch out this moment of calm “5 more minutes?”
He pleads, moving up against you and pulling you to his lips. You nod, brushing his hair out of his face “Yes, my King.”
Many of the gods originally refused to play such a childish game about fairies and mermaids and all sorts of mythical creatures, but after some careful consideration (Threats). They decided it would be a blast!
Thor had no idea what he was doing but he was having a good time dressing his character up in a stupidly good outfit.
Loki was messing around trying to roleplay with Brunhilde. Brunhilde kept using voice chat to cuss him out..
Zeus was IP banned and had to use a totally different device to play.
Hades dressed his character up to be flashy.
Odin had every single halo in the game and every badge in the game. This made everyone wonder how long exactly he had been playing for..
Buddha kept going afk cuz he was busy eating lollipops.
Poseidon became a mermaid and would sit by the waters afk.
Shiva was in the trading realm scamming the shit outta those kids.
Adamas was clueless and kept asking beelzebub how to get halos and diamonds.
The Valkyries all had farming accounts to farm diamonds for some reason..Odin ruined that shit for them btw they all got banned because royale high moderation sucks.
Zero got scammed out of all of his items because of shiva💔
Beelzebub is afk the entire time. He does not want to play and instead does his work while his laptops afk.
Heracles tries helping zero get his items back but instead ends up getting scammed as well. Leaving both of them itemless..
Apollo had every single item in the game and uses them to make the best outfits possible.
Adam*Is putting some aftershave, humming the tv show song you made him watch* I'm Stan and I was wrong, and I'm singing the...
Thrud tackles Adam to the ground, as Goll takes out the lipstick and Reginleif starts putting mascara on him
Adam* AAAAAH! What's happening?!
F!Y/n*Holding his other arm looking at the camera as the twins capture the moment* BEAUTY IS HAPPENING!
Adam*Trying to break free*-Aaaah! No! Girls!
Static, Cut to Adam with makeup, Goll shows him a hand mirror
Adam*Looks at himself frowning,grabs the mirror but looks proud at the valkyries and you*...I'd be pretty mad at you girls if I didn't look so fantastic!
F!Y/n: Success! Take it to the streets, girls!
-Adam walking through the arena with his usual stoic face... Zeus, Odin, Shiva, looking at him... Adam looks back with an...almost pitiful look at them-
