#possibly a shitpost

[frances-kafka]

A giant chunk of why Lower Half Gen X and on aren't having as much sex is because we stopped having those rolling sex pods of cars.

Seriously, a giant chunk of the 40s through 70s got laid in what amounted to a bed with an outboard motor.

[froggybrainz]

Day 2 of LJ December, and I'm looking for my next victim(s)

[mrtwistersballoons]

It's FINALLY feeling like autumn! The morning air is crisp cold and dry~ oh it's so nic- wtf? Why the hell are there still mosquitos buzzing and biting at me?! AHHHHRRRRGGGGG! I HATE IT! AUTUMN SUCKS!

[several-spoons]

Above: A man on what looks like a college campus sits at a table outside holding a coffee mug. A sign on the table says “Vash can afford to act gentle because he’s a man. CHANGE MY MIND.”

(In other words, it’s a Trigun version of the “Change my Mind” meme).

:looks around hopefully and dodges thrown objects:

[severalspoons]

This Screams Vash

I found this image on Pinterest (not sure where it initially comes from; you know how Pinterest is), and immediately imagined anime Vash saying this:

[purplemoonfox]

We should've known D&D were crap from S1E1, because how the fuck else is The Witcher out here rocking yellow and purple eyes and wah we couldn't get purple eyes to look right but we could blow the budget on dragons.

[notarealwelder]

Is it just me, or Japanese does in fact have a mildly excessive amount of words for "wife"

妻、女房、奥さん/奥様、家内、really

(Honorable mention to 主婦、夫人、ワイフ)

[bakafox]

Ugh tiny bone ninjas in my shredded chicken. ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT discovered by my teeth and gums as the tiny bones deployed shuriken attack.