#postapocalock update

[lostlittlespiderking]

Where are you? M'bored. Don't bring the...W'man. Don't like 'er. You... you be nice, m'kay?

Good lord.

Everybody wants me.

[lostlittlespiderking]

-rolls eyes- Mm, of course you would, sweetie. -fiddles with your hair- We haven't gotten drunk together in ages. Such fun things happened, didn't they, Jim? -IA

Depends on your definition of fun, I suppose.

Ahh, yes, the days when I was irresponsible enough to get drunk with someone else in the vicinity…

And then there was that time I fell asleep and woke up screaming and struck you when you wouldn’t leave, but I suppose that wasn’t fun for either of us.

You didn’t come ‘round much after that.

[lostlittlespiderking]

I'm going to assume that this is one of those 'don't ask don't tell' situations with how someone accidentally makes vodka. But hell, I'll take some. Care to get drunk with me, Jimmy? -IA

I prefer not to get drunk… but I would be happy to watch you get drunk.

[lostlittlespiderking]

Yeah but it's /you/, not some random lackey. I've got... whatcha'm'callem's.... /standards/. Yeah, sure. Bring... bring things for fire. M'out of matches. S'cold.

You’re adorable.

I’ll be by soon.

[lostlittlespiderking]

-smirks- I suppose you do. Oh, do you happen to have any alcohol? Preferably something strong. I want to get drunk tonight. /Very/ drunk. -IA

Well, considering my gardener accidentally made vodka… yes.

[lostlittlespiderking]

[sighs] Jim. Don't you know that you are so, /so/ beautiful? Your past can't be a reason for you not to be. You are so, /so/ wonderful, and so fucking amazing. Your scars, your life, your memories-- none of them mean you're a bad person. Because you're not.

If you want something, flattery’s not the way to get it with me, honey.

What the fuck are you talking about of course I am a bad fucking person have you seen what I’ve done do you know anything about me

//[faint sound of the mun weeping over her poor broken baby in the distance]

[lostlittlespiderking]

I... may have made somethin' v'ry similar to vodka, yes. Y'can come and get it, y'know where my main base is. M'cold anyway. Don't... don't think I can make it up to y'r tower by m'self. Wouldn't wanna try, actually. Y'r boys can get a bit grabby after dark and m'too tired for that.

Are you inviting me to your Batcave, darling?

I can get a bit grabby after dark too, you know…~

[lostlittlespiderking]

In that case, I'll see you tonight. How is it you know exactly what to say to me? If anybody else had told me that, I would have lashed them so hard they wouldn't be able to see straight. -IA

I suppose I just know you too well.