#posted 02.06.20

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Xisuma is feared and respected by pirates because his ship is one of the first/only steam powered vessels at the time. Mumbo is his engineer; he maintains the mechanics and is constantly testing ways to make the ship faster and more efficient.

Good for him!

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Some loser thinks that joe is the muscle of the group and asks for a duel. cleo decides fuck it and just pushes joe into a fight with them because thats how she be sometimes. (False is on standby so joe doesn't get creamed)

Joe gets vibe checked by everyone.

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Xisuma puts powdered milk before the cereal.

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Grian starts off on Doc's ship (with his parrot), but he gets washed overboard in a storm. Siren!Wels rescues him and gives him siren magic.

Oo! Siren magic!

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Mumbo never meant to be a pirate. There was just a mutiny of the last captain he was under and everyone liked him enough to keep him around

They found him funny.

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Random ship headcanon; Wels giving Ren drive-by pets. He'll just walk by and give Ren's hair a lil pet and a ruffle then keep walking.

Awwwwwwwww!

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

TFC is a vampire and that's why he's always underground. -🦇

That... would make sense! Was he born that way or was he turned?

How long?

Why was he mining from such a young age?

Good for him.

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

If you ask Iskall why he wears an eye patch, you will get a wild tale of adventure and heroic battle that may take an hour to relate. However, the story is different every time. He actually lost his eye in a completely non-pirate related accident as a child. It just sounds cooler the way he tells it 😂

Sounds traumatic! How did he really lose his eye?