#posted 04.06.20

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Ok so in EVO one of grian’s “moods” is “mmm neeed MoRE C L A Y” so funny headcannon time. grian can small blocks, like if he’s looking for a pacific block he’ll be able to smell it out, doesn’t matter if it’s in the overworld, in a cave, in the middle of the ocean, in the end or nether Grian can smell it out. That’s also why his storage system is so messy he doesn’t need to organize anything, if he needs something he can just smell it out.

GoodSenseOfSmell!Grian is amazing, thank you! Can he smell other hermits? If so, any strong opinions on their scents?

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Conspiracy theory: so, you know how "Herobrine sightings" and general talk have died down in recent years? You know how Herobrine traditionally looks a lot like the basic Steve skin? You know who ALSO looks a lot like the basic Steve skin? I'm not saying that Joe Hills is retired Herobrine who reevaluated his life and decided to become peaceful and contribute positively to the community, but... I'm not NOT saying that either....

But Herobrine was popular around 2011-2014, Joe Hills started in 2012? Maybe earlier? Basically, what I'm saying is Joe is Hannah Montana. Uh... Hannah Tennessee? I dunno.

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genderswapped mumbo goes thru the five stages of grief for his moustache

Mood. Does F!Mumbo have something M!Mumbo doesn't?

F!Mumbo is actually Miku...

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Every time some some one asks why joe knows so much he just replays with "that's the joe hills difference"

I really wanna do a TheScience on how The Joe Hills Difference works but... No body knows...

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Someone definitely does woodworking or carvings. Maybe both! Someone needs to provide Bdubs with all his beds, after all!

I reckon that would be Welsknight? He uses SO much wood in his block palettes.

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For hobbies: Bdubs and Ren both THINK they are amazing freestyle rappers. They have a lot of fun rap battling each other, so the others don't comment on it, they just... Stay well outside a 100 block radius when B-Money and Lil Ren are dropping verses 😂

Bdubs actually did freestyle two separate times I can remember! I can link em in the tags if you want!

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So, y'know how False wears a green jacket? It has leather elbow pads. That's it, that's the headcanon!

Yes!!

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Genderswap AU: when first of the guys(turned girls) to experience their period it’s this event! All the guys are losing their minds trying to help until Cleo, False and Stress show up like, ‘here’s some Advil™️, some water, bread, stake and chocolate. Your serotonin and estrogen levels are probably imbalance so this will help. Here is a hot bottle for THOSE cramps in particular.’

Periods honestly sound so awful. F to everyone who gets em.