head canons for the hermits getting ready for bed?
Right, okay. I thought I answered this but I think I got distracted and it deleted itself. Oops.
Bdouble0100: Punches the bed until he passes out.
Cubfan135: He doesn't, the vexes just possess his body and he 'wakes up' the next day in the middle of Impulses' base with an inventory of nothing but Totem's of Undying. He's confused but just another day in the life of Cubfan.
Docm77: Brushes his teeth, puts his jimjams on, revises the hitlist and then finishes the day with a nice reading of a bedtime story to himself.
Ethoslab: Realises it's 3am and he's been watching Naruto for the past 6 hours. He has work tomorrow. Oh no. He slams his phone onto his bedside shelf so hard the shelf shatters and then he sleeps.
Falsesymmetry: Lies on top of the bed and contemplates life the universe and everything before ultimately giving up upon realising there are monsters nearby.
Grian: Builds a nest of blankets and pillows on his bed. Gets all snuggled up and falls sleep.
GoodtimeswithScar: Looks out over his landscapes dramatically before finding Jellie and snuggling up with her over a good book.
Hypnotizd: Has to make at least one slime sacrifice before he can rest.
iJevin: Goes home after a long day of minecrafting, hangs up his pickaxe, lays down next to his GummyBear Wife and cries because Hypno was mean to him.
ImpulseSV: (Laughs in dymaxion.)
Iskall85: Forces Mumbo to go to bed and then goes to bed himself.
Joe Hills: Joes on the Hill.
Keralis: Finds his cats and forces them to snuggle with him. They hate him and leave. Cries himself to sleep because his cats left him. Not like this...
Mumbo Jumbo: Is forced to go to bed by Iskall and Grian.
Rendog: Passes out under a tree after staying up to 8am.
Stressmonster101: Jumps onto her bed and proceeds to sink into the fluffiness for the next hour before finally reaching a point of stopped momentum.
TangoTek: He doesn't have one.
Tinfoilchef: What does your grandad (or dad) do?
Vintagebeef: Makes sure all four of his stuffed llamas are facing in different directions for Optimal Monster Scaring Away Tactics™
Welsknight: As soon as he makes eye contact with a bed he's put into a 10+ hour coma.
XbCrafted: Takes a shower (first one,) brushes his teeth, watches an episode of something on netflix, prays to deity of choice (Jesus? Miku? Hypno?) and gets himself tucked in. Proceeds to write in his diary and read the entire warrior cats series.
Xisumavoid: Brushes teeth for 2 minutes, has 30 seconds to put pyjamas on (he's on a tight schedule,) is allowed a 30 minute 'breathing room' to fall asleep. If he fails, well damn. Gotta throw away the whole schedule now.
Zedaphplays: He lies down in the dirt and, as I've mentioned before, periodically turns into a worm.
Zombie Cleo: (Gets in coffin.)
How did I miss that?!