#potential shenanigans

[m0thicplagu3z]

day one (hour 13) of the great american tiktok ban. tiktok is back. seems suspish. awaiting further jackassery.

[oscaronthegloryroad]

I have a great idea; Department of Sanitation Sewer Monster Elimination & Relocation Team (S.M.E.R.T).

Yeah, cops aren't going to go into the sewer to deal with the monsters down there so sanitation specialists can clear blockages and perform maintenance. Those prissy little cowards don't like the smell and are too afraid to die. Enter the S.M.E.R.T., blue collar sanitation specialists tasked with dealing with the most dangerous horrors in the sewers. Equipped with helmet mounted lamps, shovels, emergency trauma kits, pistols, MP5s, and Street sweeper shotguns.

Now I'm imagining showing up for an airsoft game with a bunch of guys dressed as S.M.E.R.T. members

[blubberduckairsoft]

I'm going to be running a pistol competition with some friends. Some of them have airsoft pistols, but for those who don't I have a collection of strange options

^ The worst option! Six rounds and a long reload with the Mateba 2006M

^ The slightly better Waeboomer 1911! Fit only for the biggest dorks, but I have three magazines.

^ The polymer pick, A Glock 17 Gen 4, which I personally dislike. It also shoots hot as hell and I only have the one magazine.

^ The obvious best choice, a CZ-75, reliable and accurate with 5 magazines.

^ I take back what I said about the Mateba, this is the worst choice. Technically a pistol in that it can be operated with the stock folded.

Not pictured is the Beretta Jetfire, which is honestly a surprisingly good pick. I have two magazines and it is more accurate than you would think.

[promptsausandshit]

Picture this; #314

“Oh c’mon! Our past selves aren’t that stupid, they wouldn’t do something that would end up killing them in the future.”

“Yes, they would! Because we were, are, and always will be, that stupid!”

[promptsausandshit]

Picture this; #318

A shop assistant is being stalked through the isles by a kid who clearly wants to steal something from their cart, they wouldn’t mind it so much if the kids sidekick wasn’t so...unusual.

[promptsausandshit]

Picture this; #276

One taxi driver is starting to think something big is happening after overhearing some really strange conversations from several customers that day.

[promptsausandshit]

Picture this; #179

Your shadow seems to have a crush and it’s becoming a real task to hide it from said crush.

[blubberduckairsoft]

I came up with a dumb airsoft game mode, I call it Killers in the Dark.

Everyone starts distributed across the game field/map with a revolver and however much ammunition they care to carry, the lights are off, and at the ref's signal they start a last man standing elimination match. No lights are permitted. When you are hit you make your way to a lit safe area, once all but one player are there the lights are turned on and the winner is named The Killer.

"You awaken in darkness, they are after you, they want to kill you. Darkness is your only ally on your mission to survive. To kill them before they can kill you.".