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matty celebrating one year of his third cookbook—soups, salads, sandwiches! that's cute and all, but can we talk about THIS SEXY FUCKIN’ CHEF???!!!

WOOFFFFFFFFFFFF! LET ME HAVE A BITE!

photos posted oct 22, 2025 on ig @ mattysworldrules — photos not mine, credits on insta

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FUUUUUUUCCKKKKKKKK TAKE A RIDEEEEEE

SOOOOO FUCKIN FINEEE

reposted nov. 10, 2026 to @ mattymatheson ‘s ig story by @ cyclezombies

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I ATE THE MATTY MATHESON KFC COLLAB! (not clickbait)

you might be saying, carls matty and kfc collaborated? yes, they did, as told by the many advertisements that were catered to me by my love of matty matheson. i also had three friends send it to me which is hilarious because they understand my love for this man.

i would also like to say that i have eaten kfc one other time in my life and did not enjoy it…but for matty i had to go again and see what this poutine-inspired bowl was about!

as a true louisiana girl, popeyes is the choice if someone mentions fried chicken (unless it is homemade.) so not only did i go out of my way to the only kfc in my area, i went out on a limb to betray my cajun roots.

ON TO THE REVIEW!

i paid $7.19 plus tax (not accounting the extra spent for my son’s kids' meal) for matty’s cheesy nuggy gravy bowl combo. i wanted to pair it with a nice diet pepsi, but my kfc was out, so starry it was!

the service was great. i did wait additional time in the drive-thru line despite being the only person there, but i’m assuming it was because they were making something fresh. no complaints there, friends. again, the worker at the window was very nice and the worker who later walked my order to my car was also kind.

part of this experience is somewhat my fault. i grabbed food after work and then couldn't eat my bowl until i got home which meant a 45 minute drive plus an extra 30 minutes after i bathed my son and got him settled. so was it soggy…yeahhhhhh. yeah, it was soggy, but that was my fault, truthfully.

but what wasn't my fault? the bowl i received was matty’s cheesy nuggy gravy bowl adjacent. they added a few extra ingredients not listed in the picture or description of the item. also, i did not include a picture of my own bowl because i felt like it wasn't fair after i unfortunately had to let it sit.

the bowl i ate was fries on the bottom, corn under the cheese curds, nuggets, gravy poured over, and then shredded cheese. so not as described by kfc’s website. after a bit of digging, i think they basically gave me a famous bowl sub mashed potatoes for the fries?

was it good? i mean honestly, yeah. the cheese curds were so bomb. they did not skimp on them either. they were probably my favorite part of this entire meal. the nuggets were still so tasty and somehow slightly crispy even after having to wait to eat my dinner. they had a wonderful flavor and were battered nicely were you could have extra crispy bites! the fries were the soggiest part, but weirdly turned into mashed potato logs since the gravy softened them so much so that at that point they didn't seem like fries. not to mention the gravy seasoned the fries so nicely and it wasn't overlt salty like i was thinking it would be. the shredded cheese, although it wasn't supposed to be there, added a nice touch. the corn, which was also not supposed to be there, added a weird sweetness that was not to my liking. i ended up picking most of it out because it wasn't the bite i was expecting. hopefully you have better luck at your local kfc!

to wrap this up quickly: if you think you'd like something sorta like poutine i’d go for ordering it. it was a hefty portion that left me full after a few bites for what i would say is a fair price. it was $5 plus tax without the drink! i certainly think if i ate it fresh it would've been even tastier and despite my kfc’s hiccup with extra ingredients the bowl was still fulfilling for my dinner after a very long day.

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sorry ya girl has a been GOING THROUGH IT HARD, but it’s nothing like a matty photoshoot with his hog to make my night a little better (:

i mean these photos are sick af—not only does matty look fly as hell, but his bike does too! enjoy!

posted on ig by @ collier.ott & @ cyclezombies & mentioned on @ mattymatheson ‘s ig story

when i get my shit together i will post more on my fan account on ig @ MADabtMATTY

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had to share the good news of the day—12 years of sobriety for our matty (,:

12 years is no small accomplishment when it comes to sobriety, but matty (or anyone for that matter) being able to take that step and come so far is astounding.

if you or someone you know is struggling with addiction please know that you are not alone, and you can overcome even the toughest battles you are faced with on a day-to-day basis. it will not happen overnight or be cured in an hour, but you can overcome.

posted nov. 12, 2025 to @ mattymatheson on ig

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more photos taken for gq’s 50 most stylish people alive ! man is just too sexy for his own good AHHH

posted oct 23, 2025 & oct 24, 2025

photo credits to @ marksommerfeld on ig and his team (driver/assistant) @ janicklaurent & (editor) @ bowenfernie

mentioned on ig stories @ mattysworldrules & @ mattymatheson

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FUCKKKKKK WHY DOES HAVE TO LOOK SO FUCKIN GOOD STOPPPP JUST ONE FUCKIN TIME I BEG

HUNNY CAN DO IT ALLLL!!! THE WAY HIS FUCKING JEANS FOLD ON HIS BELLY STOPPPPP

also, when did I lowkey become a matty update account? 😭 probably bc i can’t stand the hate this hottie gets

matty performing in chicago at the cobra lounge

posted oct 23, 2025 on ig @ johnhambone (<<<photo credits) & @ foreverpigpenforever

also mentioned on matty’s ig story @ mattymatheson with the caption “chicago the piggies love ya”

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gq with matty—50 most stylish people and our chef is there!!

swooning, loving, and lusting after this hottie! gotta love a big boy!

posted oct 22, 2025 on ig @ gq & @ mattymatheson

photo credits to @ marksommerfeld