#pre sburb

[urfavgirlfag]

pre sburb cronus mzmmsm he is just a loser poor dude

(he/it for the nerd on this post)

[askjadeharley]

flower crown?

flower crown!!! :D

[asiseed]

more jade for you all

[homestuck-probably]

Jade: I remember it like it was yesterday. Of course, I don't really remember yesterday all that well...

[askjadeharley]

shh, she’s sleeping

[askjadeharley]

What's one of your most embarrassing photos?

this one. i hate it so much. there are others, but they're too bad to post. :B

[timeheat]

more appearance shit basically just regarding bro

so since theres a chance i might be wanting to find bro soon i figured like. why not write down some memories or whatever right? no harm in that probably

so he was tanned. darker than me and w/o visible freckles but who knows i mean he mightve had em. his hair was always styled and he was stupidly fucking tall. dude was also fucking ripped. well i mean not like overly so, he was just strong, but he didnt look like he was chugging testosterone or anything

uh i remember him being pretty mellow. hard to impress but he showed little signs of acknowledgement i guess. like hanging up my dumbass artwork on the ceiling this one time i think. i dont know if that was cause he was proud of me or if he disliked it though cause he kind of defaced sweet bros poor horribly rendered face so he looked like he was screaming but im blaming that on the whole le thing

looking back at it it sorta makes sense that he kind of tried to show he liked me though through like, little fucked up things like that? dont get me wrong it was hella unfit for a growing child to be chilling with all this weird art and getting their ass handed to them all the time and ive been on the fence about how i might feel about bro as a whole for a long time but

like. man i dont know, id like to talk to him some time. if hed be down with that

[brigadestuck]

-- madcapPiper [MP] began pestering appleXcore [AX] at 18:38 --

MP: Yo. How's life?

AX: Can't complain. uwu

AX: I mean, mostly. School's being shitty, but I guess that's to be expected.

-- AX deleted a message at 18:39 [Seriously, I can understand why you dropped out.] --

AX: How are things going back there?

MP: Pretty good. Finally got a fucking job.

AX: Oh, that's awesome! owo;; What is it?

MP: Just a cashier. So yeah, it's a shit job, but I can finally stop just living off my sister.

AX: Aww, bb, I'm so happy to hear that. Best of luck with it!

MP: Thanks. c:

MP: Hey, are you still planning to come back home for the summer?

AX: Yeah! Finals end like mid-May, and I'm coming home two days after my last one.

AX: I can't wait to see you.

MP: Same! God I've missed you so much.

AX: Figures that you got back to Columbus right when I was heading out to Pittsburgh again.

MP: Nah, it's probably for the best that you didn't see me then. Jesus, I was a wreck.

AX: Hey, so. If it's cool for me to ask and all. How long have you been clean now?

MP: A little over two months.

AX: I'm so proud of you, Jason. I really am. o3o

MP: It's pretty much all thanks to Mel. No idea what I would have done without her.

MP: Just rot away on some creep's shitty couch, I guess.

MP: okay but seriously the douchebag actually called himself Thanatos

MP: I mean

MP: the fuck?

AX: Wat.

MP: ...yeah, so. What are you up to?

AX: You know the drill, procrastinating on studying. u_u

AX: And reading up on this new game that's supposed to beta soon. Sounds fucking sweet. >3

MP: Yeah?

-- MP deleted a message at 18:46 [How fucking sad is it that just ANYTHING ABOUT GAMING still makes me think of him?] --

AX: It's called Sburb. XD I swear it's more awesome than the title.

AX: Okay, so I can't exactly swear that, because there's hardly any info out on it so maybe it'll be nowhere near expectation, BUT. It /sounds/ way more awesome than the title.

MP: Yeah no that's a pretty awful title. How do you even pronounce it?

MP: Ess-burb? Suh-berb?

MP: Ssssberb?

MP: Like

MP: Like sperm but with B's?

AX: .____.

AX: Jason omg shut your mouth.

AX: Keyboard.

AX: Thing.

AX: Anyway it sounded to me like they were idk riffing off Sims-style names or something. It's actually a little bit Simsy.

AX: Definitely supposed to be sandbox style, that's one of the few things that I know for sure. Except then people are throwing around terms like ~immersive simulation~? Sounds like it might even be a virtual reality type thing. People On The Inside are swearing it's totally breaking new ground in gaming.

AX: It's weird though, like it's getting a lot of hype in some places, but then most people aren't taking it seriously because they have hardly anything to show. Also it's being released by some weird company that never put out a game before but has done other totally unrelated shit?

AX: I'm gonna give it a chance, though. owo I mean, worst case scenario, either they cancel/eternally delay the beta and there's nothing to show for it, or it just sucks and I move on with my life.

MP: Huh. That does sound pretty cool.

MP: Making sure you're in before it goes mainstream, just in case?

AX: Oh my god what is your fascination with catching me being a hipster. You dork.

MP: But actually though. Are virtual reality games actually becoming a thing now?

AX: Not really? It's probably why they think they're so special.

AX: Extra weirdness, though, because they say you don't need any special equipment like a headset to play the beta. I mean I guess maybe they're making their own custom hardware and sending you that along with the game? But that's still weird because

AX: Oh, and it's co-op. >3

MP: Eh?

AX: So if this virtual reality, "immersive" bullshit is for real, you might be able to chill with friends through the internet and actually feel like you're all together in the same room?

MP: Dude. That sounds actually incredible.

MP: I would fucking love to hang out in a weird sandbox coop with you while you're at school.

AX: I knooooowww! ;w; It could be so amazing. So yeah, I'm giving this beta a shot.

AX: You should too! And then we can chill and. I don't know. Fight monsters together or something?

MP: There's monsters? I thought you said it was Sims-ish.

AX: Hey, it can be both! D;

AX: But yeah one of the other things they were bragging about was that it's supposed to have some super-open ended battle system.

MP: Sounds nifty, I guess.

MP: Okay, why the fuck not. Send me a link or whatever to sign up.

AX: Fuck yes! I can't wait!

AX: Omfg I am actually even more excited right now to play this game with you than I am to see you back in Columbus.

MP: Wow okay I'm not sure if I should be offended.

AX: Aaaaa I can't help it I'm just so excited. ;w;

MP: Okay okay I guess I can't blame you, I know the feeling.

MP: Oh hey, Mel's shouting for me. I'll be back later I guess?

AX: Augh, I should probably just close Pesterchum for the night so I can actually get some shit done. .^. I'll talk to you another time.

MP: Alright, bye!

AX: See you! And good luck with that job, whenever it starts.

MP: Thanks! And good luck with conquering the school shit.

AX: Thank ye kindly. Goodnight! Love you~

-- madcapPiper [MP] ceased pestering appleXcore [AX] at 19:23 --