#pre-shower thoughts

[cocoaxia]

buying caleb a collar to yank on when he’s fucking you and he lowkey starts to like it a little too much

[sugvr4blktboys]

god to take a shower with your bf; him rubbing his hands all over your body, from your shoulders, to your arms, waist, hips, then travelling lower towards between your thighs to finger you ⊹ ࣪ ˖ ໒꒱

[gentleoverdrive]

"... And then we walked."

But did you, meme-makers? Did you actually walk? Walking feels great, and yet you distinctly feel like a walk-hater. 🤔

[resplendentcarcass]

small child: on the final days, will any listen unto your woes amongst the sea of screams

me: ... what?

small child: do you play FNAF :)

[jethroholy]

Do y’all ever look at a stick of deodorant and just remember how fucking dumb you were as a child?

[nikkupsticks]

Okay but listen. Maggie's girlfriend broke up with her because she's a workaholic and all the other stuff she said (I'm too lazy to look it up now because I'm about to get in the shower) but Alex already knows that, she already knows all of her flaws and likes her anyway. So that kiss like what was Maggie thinking during it? This girl likes her even after she got to know her. She seemed shocked that someone would want to be with her still. That could be another reason why she told Alex that she couldn't be with her. Maybe she thinks it's only a matter of time until alex realizes that Maggie is too flawed to be loved. Which is freaking ridiculous but anyway that's what I had to say about that. Now it's time to get cleaned.

[jesus-hair]

Is it just me

Or is it easier to poop right before you get in the shower?

[break-my-legs-blog]

Pre-Shower thoughts:

Why do we as a society waste our time telling gay and lgbt+ people that being gay is okay? We know that! Start telling straight people that.