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do you ever just look at yourself in the mirror and go yeah...i'd tap that

Uh.

No.

Are you a natural...blonde? Brunette? I can't tell. The dark roots are kind of misleading.

Blond?

Blond.

No, I'm not blond. I'm a natural brunet. And... I'm not sure why my hair is darker in the back. It's always been like that. My father's hair was the same way. Some sort of genetic mutation, perhaps?

Hm.

Maybe I need to test this.

#((Fun fact blonde and blond are gender specific.))#((Brunette and brunet too.)#((No one ever uses those anymore but I figure Precipice is OLD TIMEY ENOUGH.))#penny arcade #Precipice Week

You're just jealous over my fucking flawless pecs! And my eighty-pack. Of abs.

Seriously, I have so many abs. Like, it's illegal.

#roleplay reblog #precipice week #Though it's been over a week #Welp.

How did you and Gabriel meet, exactly?

It's a very boring story that's not really worth telling.

#Anonymous #Penny Arcade #Precipice Week

Did you ever use Gabriel as a Human-Shield? He seems useful...

That is Gabriel's job description. And honestly, at first I felt bad about it.

But he likes it, so, you know, whatever. He's not going to turn down an opportunity to punch some monsters, and if defending me grants that opportunity (which it most certainly does) then he's all for it.

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Why won't Charles stay dead?

Well, I think he might be dead? We sort of left him in that collapsing building. That happened.

I feel sort of bad about it, honestly. We might have been at odds but we were associates, once.

Until he started acting like a total dick.

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do you enjoy having sex with dragons sir

I've never tried.

But it is an intriguing idea...

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h ow high can you count ☻ thank

Pretty fucking high.