#prefect remus

[expiredhydrogenperoxide]

sirius definitely begged remus to pierce his nose with remus’ prefect badge pin, and then proceeded to bawl like a baby afterwards because ‘moony it hurtssss :(’

(he denies ever even wincing at the pain and remus just sits there and tries not to laugh)

[nobody-writes-stuff]

Okay, I need a fic where prefect Remus finds himself having a shadow. Like imagine all the first years seeing a super tall and intimidating Remus Lupin and being terrified. But also imagine the sweetest and most lovable looking and actually kindest first year seeing him and being that’s who I aspire to be. So when they’re not in classes or anything they go out of their way to follow him as discreetly as possible (everyone notices but doesn’t say anything). Remus gets teased by everyone else in his year cause it’s cute that he’s gained such a sweet little shadow when all the other first years are too intimidated by his appearance to even approach him. Don’t know if I’ll write it cause I’m still not the best at it but if anyone does or has pls let me know. :)

[murdocksleftnipple]

To everyone who believes in James Potter slander. Just a friendly little reminder. He was headboy. Meaning that after all he did. After all the chaos and the pranks. He had to change or mature in order to become headboy. Without even being a prefect. AND. Lily. Who dispised him. MARRIED him. And had his CHILD. Please never forget that! Thank you. Goodnight.

[munacy]

Tell me why I made this instead of sleeping.

Idec Remus is so hot and me n Sirius can simp together

[marvelomadness06]

You cannot convince me that the boys didn’t get absolutely wasted one night when Remus was out on patrol, and that the morning after didn’t go something like this:

Remus: clutching a huge jug of the coldest water known to man, preparing to dump it on James face.

Remus: rise and fucking shine you little shit.

James: startled out of his mind, jolting so hard he almost fell out of the bed.

James: What the actual fuck Moony-

Remus: you tell me.

James: noting the toilet paper covering almost every square inch of the dorm, and one of Remus’s jumpers that was pinned lopsidedly to the wall in what he vaguely recalled as a game of pin the jumper on the Remus- the Remus being a very badly drawn, ridiculously tall stick figure that he’s pretty sure Sirius drew in unerasable ink on the wall.

James: yeah- yeah okay thats fair.

[nerdblob]

student: that was kind of disorganised

student: do people take him seriously as a prefect around here?

lily: not really-

sirius: REMUs is perfeCTLY CAPABLE

[kreestars]

befriending a ravenclaw 

Sirius has made a point to never learn the names of anyone in other Houses. There was no need to, in his astute opinion. Everyone who was not in Gryffindor must lack some intrinsic qualities which would therefore make them utterly intolerable as companions. And the Marauders - all three of them - did not need any intolerable fourths, thank you very much.

i.e, remus is a ravenclaw prefect and sirius is finding it harder and harder to admit he isn't obsessed with him

chapters 1/4 posted - read on ao3

[jamesandthedog]

Sirius: You can't give me detention!

Remus: Giving detentions is literally my job.

Sirius: Yeah, but you're supposed to give them to morons!

Remus:

Sirius: I mean like Slytherins.