Funger Walmart AU.
So I have decided to develop some funger walmart Au ideas (blame @lees-brainrotzone for the goofy ass wafflehouse au she made)
Starting with funger 1 lets get into it!
Cahara: Cactus eater, he is constantly fucking around and doing stupid shit, he'll ask D'arce if she wants to see his cool new trick (jumping off a ladder and landing in like a thing of boxes) regardless of her answer he WILL do it, he is working so him, Celeste, D'arce and their child can have a good life. He is also constantly flirting with Celeste. Forklift use is revoked for him.
D'arce: She is SUPER strict about rules, everything needs to be followed, dress codes need to be perfect, nobody slacking off or fucking around or else she gets pissed. She works really hard and tries her best to impress Le'garde (wearing a tight shirt and flexing her muscles, she does not realize he's gay) but always failing at it, she has also gotten into some fights with customers while checking their items out, usually resulting in a chair ending up in a shelf or the ceiling, Nosramus is used to it by.
Enki: He is doing fuck-all, most of his shift is spent smoking weed in the breakroom and hanging out with Nosramus, if he has to work he does it as fast and as easily as he can, he is always in the back as he has NO PATIENCE for peoples shit.
Ragnvaldr: He is WORKING, he is never not doing anything, he eats some dense as fuck breakfast and then goes to work. Everyone goes on break and he's still working, all he wants is to get paid and hang out with his dog, but he does like joking around with the group sometimes.
Celeste: Mostly checking people's stuff out, she is pregnant and nobody (especially Nosramus, who understands her situation) wants to make her do to much stuff despite her insistence that she is fine and can actually lift that 10 pound box with no issues, she also sometimes has to drag Cahara away from any high place or stop him from doing stupid stuff. (and in rare cases vice versa they share 1 brain cell)
Nosramus: Their the manager, all of their time is spent lounging in their office and eating from a bowl of nuts, they are usually pregnant and will often say "yea I am WAY to pregnant to deal with this" just so they can fuck off to their office, they like watching the security footage to see all the stupid shit the gang gets up to and will sometimes leave their office to walk around and talk with people usually Celeste. They also nap in their office allot. If they need to they will break shit up like if people (Enki and Cahara) are fighting or some random child like threw up on the floor. But mostly they just hang out in their office.
