Silly billies

the Silly billies

[teleeportedbread2233]

MY strawpage! can you guys please send me stuff? please????????????? also please read the pregramus fic PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!

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[uncoolfemme]

need boobs in my face

[teleeportedbread2233]

was browsing the bisexual butch tag on this hellsite and I have one question, what the fuck is a 'fakebian'?????

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I love bob ross

[teleeportedbread2233]

I wonder why some people just want to skin bisexual butches alive, like what the fuck did we do? there's nothing wrong with me being bi and butch why do you wanna kill my goofy ass?

[teleeportedbread2233]

love being genderfluid cause my gender expression and gender identity just do not match and I love it.

he/him

to this

she/they or she/her or they/them.

[teleeportedbread2233]

fun silly fantasy pregnancy stuff.

This is just how long different pregnancies last in my silly little world with vamps and stuff.

Average pregnancy (for reference): 9 months long, considered overdue by month 10.

Vampire pregnancy: 5 years long, considered overdue by 10 years and hyper-overdue by 50 years.

Ghost pregnancy: 3 months long, considered overdue by 6 months.

Fertility magic enhanced pregnancy: 12 months long, considered overdue by 14 months.

Fertility potion enhanced pregnancy: 7 months long, considered overdue by 9 months.

[bi-butches-and-bi-femmes]

[teleeportedbread2233]

every vampire can be improved by having a big butt.

[teleeportedbread2233]

"I don't care if the strap is fake I said nut in me!" -Celeste probably.

[cygne-noirette]

fries me whenever people pretend to be high on here by keysmashing and saying random shit like im not even on my phone when im high lmao

[duvall-adjaniblog]

she's usually beating me and our infant son in a meth induced rage </3

[teleeportedbread2233]

I do the first one but its not a joke, my grammar just BREAKS while I am high.

[teleeportedbread2233]

what counts as real burn out?

[cykelops]

I have had a lot of evil people say to me that nothing taste as good as skinny feels and every time im like no im pretty sure food tastes really super good actually

[thekijs]

I always feel sorry for anyone who actually believes that "nothing tastes as good as skinny feels".

You gotta learn to cook, or make friends with someone who already does, because as someone who cooked professionally for a decade and has been cooking recreationally for even longer, I promise—you're missing out!

Also, you know, the while thing where you gotta be able to feel good in the body you have because validation from external sources will always ring hollow compared to genuine self worth...... But mostly, holy shit, really good food is SO good, you don't even know until you know.

[teleeportedbread2233]

fart

[teleeportedbread2233]

THIS ADIORABKE DND ROGUE!!!! WHAT IS IT CALLED????

[teleeportedbread2233]

blue foot

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Mary Shelley - Wikipedia