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PREMINGER from Barbie As: The Princess and the Pauper VS KARS from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
Preminger
Kars
PROPAGANDA FOR PREMINGER:
"Look at him"
PROPAGANDA FOR KARS:
"Hes the ultimate lifeform. And long purple hair"
I'm going insane but hear me out...
One of the many things I adore about Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper is the scene at the beginning where the narration refers to the queen’s ‘trusted adviser Preminger’ and we’re immediately shown a painting of the shiftiest looking snake motherfucker imaginable.
Look at him. He’s literally doing an evil smirk in his portrait. I love this movie and this character.
An Appreciation Post for the Absolute God, Preminger
First of all, look at that face
Prominent chin. Dashing nose. Starry eyes. Powerful powdered wig. Your mcm could never.
Then you see his outfit. My god, what an iconic ensemble.
Gold edges. Maroon undershirt. Purple coat. Green tinged pants. And. It. Works. Can any of your “fashion icons” pull this look off? I didn’t think so.
Not to mention. His HEELS
Purple trim to match his outfit. Simple yet classy. Thick heel for SUPPORT cuz a bitch be walking
And have you seen his KICKS?
Poise. Grace. Flexibility. All dancers rn are WISHING they could be Preminger.
Not only that, but he 👏 got 👏 money 👏
A man who can PROVIDE.
And this bitch knows he’s a god. Look at his self confidence.
Damn right you are, Preminger. Damn right you are.
And he doesn’t take shit from no one. He is a god and knows he should be treated as such
Finally, and most importantly, his “AH!“s.
Iconic.
If you don’t love and worship Preminger by now, then I’m afraid you’re a simpering simpleton. Beg for your forgiveness, for he is the only god who will hear your prayer.
OUR FINAL ROUND: PREMINGER from Barbie As: The Princess and the Pauper VS GENERIC LIFEFORM AND DISC OPERATING PROCESSOR, GLADOS from the Portal series
Preminger
Glados
PREMINGER from Barbie As: The Princess and the Pauper VS DIO BRANDO from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
Preminger
DIO
Propaganda for Preminger:
"My introduction to fun campy villains at a very young age! He is SO cunty. Probably my favourite villain ever. He is a Horrendous, Wretched Bastard, and makes it look effortless"
Propaganda for DIO
"Canonically bisexual vampire who dresses so incredibly extra, he kinda sets the baseline of what most people expect from crazy out-there fashion in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. He serves so incredibly hard 🫶"
DONQUIXOTE DOFLAMINGO from One Piece VS PREMINGER from Barbie As: The Princess and the Pauper
Doflamingo
Preminger
PROPAGANDA FOR DOFLAMINGO:
"The first person coming to mind when I read cuntiest villain, absolutely bastard of a man. Funniest psycho around, he's like 3m tall and can't walk like a normal person, looks like he should be at a beach party snorting coke, can't keep his tongue inside his mouth all while being a member of the Warlords of the Sea a group with arguably very strong people with questionable moralities but everyone is very sure that they despise him. Basically flirts while trying to decapitate on of these colleagues. Also is a walking tragedy who killed his father as a child, subsequently lost his beloved baby brother only to get him back years later just to kill him because his brother tried to stop him from becoming the tyrant of a kingdom. Decided to turn most of the people opposing him in aforementioned kingdom into toys, who else could do it like him?"
PROPAGANDA FOR PREMINGER:
"The edits of Preminger to various RuPaul songs or compilations of the sounds he makes live in my head rent free. To me, he is The villain. I listen to his song unironically because it just goes that hard. He's got an evil plan, he's got a banger song, he almost even marries the queen. Sure, the marriage would probably have been annulled or something if he was revealed beforehand, but can you imagine if he'd gotten that far?"
