flopblogging is a lifestyle

23 /// a human being, probably /// 15% wizzy, 15% eah, 100% silly

[aflo]

I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing

[aflo]

[emphasisonthehomo]

Go listen to Tomb of the Mutilated, you'll feel better.

[emphasisonthehomo]

[herpsandbirds]

[lizardsister]

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

[quasi-normalcy]

[tall]

[sexyambrose]

tiktok user alilulz are you doing alright

[qqchurch]

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

the worst part about cardio is the laundry

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

“ancient Greeks exercised naked for spiritual or sexual reasons” no they exercised naked because they didn’t own automatic washing machines

[importantcatpics]

[jingler]

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[goth-queen]

[lizlemondyke]

it’s funny cuz it’s true

[shigure]

i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

[jingler]

Scientists have still not figured out a way to understand your true feelings about a person

[girldraki]

[leavethepuddle]

@sarumans