#pretentious dick

[coriignis-archived]

last one i swear; what would he think about aspiring idols?

     He doesn’t really like music all that much, but I suppose it’d depend on their sound. He’d have high standards for them and a very short spectrum of what he finds tolerable. So far, he hasn’t known of anyone whose music he enjoys. 

[pretentiousbeerreviews-blog]

You just covered everything I needed to know about this beer. Please, say no more.

[bellisperenniss]

yoU CAN'T EVEN SEE THE FIREWORKS RIGHT NOW YOU JUST WANNA BE AN ASSHOLE

[datamyfrienddata]

I'M GONNA FUCKING MURDER ZACHARIAH

[frequently-anserine]

I swear if PD shows off one more time, I will slap him. >BI 

[imgonnasayitnow]

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[frankclairearchive]

Wow I really hope that Darren never finds out that an artist he respects and enjoys called him an asshole because he didn't enjoy Glee's cover of his song.

Which, by the way, made the Billboard chart and helped increase his sales by a fucking lot.

[ghostylaroux-blog]

You loved it as a child? You're an idiot. The 3 Stooges was the beginning of the end. Once they came around, comedy took a turn for the worse. Buster Keaton, Harry Langdon, Charlie Chaplin... The cleverness and skill of their acts became 'boring' in favor of people bopping each other on the head and accidentally biting tongues in a sort of bizarre orchestration to a visual concert I wish never to have seen. It was a sort of pre-visualization to what the essence of comedy for the masses would eventually become as we became duller in general. And being as such, this re-boot looks totally on par. Of course it would feature cast members of Jersey Shore, and an irrelevant money grubbing plot line meant to grab in older and younger viewers who simply "remember" it. You remember it. Just like your kids will remember the Michael Bay Transformer films fondly when they're remade again by Bay Jr. with at least three times the explosions and tits that would make the moon pale in comparison.

That being said, I'm glad they didn't cast big name actors. Also, the word 'your' is freaking me out right now. Pff, Swedes.