#pretty dumb

[bunchofboots]

I fkn asked if anyone had seen a cellar nearby, and he was like, "Hmm, I don't see one." And a couple minutes later, after looking in the other part of the house, I realized he was standing on the godam cellar door the whole time.

He is so lucky he's pretty cuz he pisses me off sometimes.

[blackjackkent]

Bates and Anna, 70/? Downton Abbey S3E9

"What should we drink to?" "The future. And your Scottish blood." "...What are you up to?" "Nothing!"

[a-certain-elf]

The Irony of accusing someone of using Ai and then suggesting to use another Ai to detect Ai-works. lol.

[neonjawbone]

buncha mostly dumb doodles related to Velos, one of the tabletop campaigns i'm in!!!

 Mostly starring one of our npcs: Felix, a guy who sucks.

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[sarahxps]

what am i supposed to say

why are first posts so hard to write 

like some people are working on vaccines for c o r o n a, others are exploring the ends of the galaxy, and other productive things like that.

and im having trouble writing like a couple sentences 

[rob212]

[kurtty-drabbles]

Honey, I got a shark

N/A: I did a similar plot before but Danny give asked and give the idea to write more about this Brotp. A brotp and an OTP together.

@djinmer4 @dannybagpipesarecalling @discordsworld

Ariel aka Kitty Pryde returns back from her mission. Rogue and Yana decided to make their mission into a girl´s night, a very long girl´s night, not that Kitty complained. It was fun, now, all the woman wants to do is sleep and maybe cuddle with the rock star.

Once arriving at their home, there are a few things that prompt a now bemused Kitty to look between the environment and Kurt Darkholme. Pinching her nose for a moment, she dares to ask.

"Why there´s a talking and huge shark in our living room?" Kitty asked as Kurt Darkholme is fiddling with his fingers among the spandex of his tail.

"Well, I never questioned how you got Lockheed" Kurt trails off and continues noticing the bemused expression " remember that mission on the aquarium? That´s where Bruce was this entire time"

"Bruce?" Kitty asked and now regrets as the huge and talking shark pipes in saying tAnywahat this is his name and people in the aquarium often called him killing machine. "the same Bruce that eat Blop?"

"The one and only, Missy, he´s delicious" Bruce replied cheerfully as Kurt Darkholme has that look on his eyes. Revenge goes well with any Darkholme, even Rogue.

"Anyway, I found out the aquarium went bankrupt for some reason" Kitty wonders if he´s being sarcastic here " and all the other fishes are being removed to other aquariums...but Bruce, so, I take him home"

"Ok, you brought a huge shark that talks, how he talks?" Kitty asked and both Kurt and Bruce replied "Magic" which is a fair enough answer "and created an improvised aquarium for him in our dining room?"

"Poor foresight on my part, I admit, but, I couldn´t let Bruce die" Kurt explained softly and Kitty is looking between a talking shark and Kurt.

"I can´t take the shark out, he´ll stay here until you find a nice home for him, ok?" Kitty suggested and Kurt and Bruce are overjoyed with this decision.

Kitty supposes that if she has Lockheed, the dragon. She can deal with a talking shark.

[hwarangs-say-what]

han sung: someone said i was pretty today.

yeo wool: aw, that's sweet.

han sung: actually, the full statement was “you’re pretty dumb”, but i’m only focusing on the positive things.