#pretty lame

[itsnotzka]

Jake, moving closer: Did it hurt?

Phil, all flirty: What? ;)

Jake, deadpan: When you fell on your pretty face... and got hit with the bar stool until it broke into pieces.

Phil: What the-- !

Dan:

Dan, sipping whisky: Guess I should call the ambulance.

Dan, continuing slurping calmly: ...yup.

[ayushing]

A- Asshole Boys

B - BT boys

C - Crybabys

D - Douchebags

E - Ewww boys

F - Fuck boys

G - Gamer boys

H - Hot boys?

I - I don't need boys, I hate boys

J - Jerk boys

K - Khassi boys

L - Lame boys

M - Mf boys

N - NO BOYS

O - Ollu ke pathe boys

P - Playbois

Q - Qt boys

R - Rich boys

S - Stfu Boys

T - Toxic boys

U - Unbelievable, Ungrateful boys

V - Vampires over boys

W - Wtf boys

X - X boys

Y - Yuck boys

Z - Zombie boys

@ridixcube <3 : crime partner⚔️🔪

Lexicon

[dapper-lil-arts]

aparently my entire internet service provider is fucking up, its not even just in my house but the whole neighbourhood is having crappy internet! dang, this explains why my streams have been super laggy! i hope they friggin fix this soon!

[grungemeagain]

[the-sands-reclaim]

ArtFight reference for my story’s antagonist, sacrificed to the empty void as always.

A genocidal desert warlord wracked by dangerous ambition and megalomania, convinced that every corner of the known world is his for the taking. Currently threatens the entire political structure of the Redsands Pack and revels in the shakeup he's created. Though he rules with bared teeth and bloody claws, Larys’ reign of terror put an end to the petty civil wars started and fought by rival Eyes and their incensed political factions. (The Eyes are co-leaders of the Redsands, each elected from one of each respective rank—hunter or sharpclaw.)

He’s basically Julius Caesar or Genghis Khan in a raptor fursuit.

He was formerly friends with Kaire, but now only uses him to fulfill his own personal agenda. Kaire knows this and feels rather betrayed, but dares not break away from Larys—being an advisor to the desert’s most powerful raptor comes with benefits, no matter how reluctantly the job is carried out.

Larys also has the (fantasy) dinosaur equivalent of Klinefelter syndrome—essentially, he’s biologically male but is sterile and appears outwardly more feminine (total lack of display feathers/flashy colors in this case) because of a chromosomal anomaly. Think male tortoiseshell cats.

[golyadkin]

You ever draw a perfect boy?

These are Baz and Julian, two OCs who you are going to be seeing A Lot of

[dg-fragments]

Cupreous Gentlemen

As you go down under the elevator, In the underground to take the subway, You can see them, can even listen to them, If you have the time, that is, But usually people are in a hurry. These two cupreous gentlemen, With their guitars, they sing all day. An open box in front of them, with copper coins scattered. Not accepting notes, just happy with coins, Even though it won't be enough, they smile at every passerby. Today though a lady, stops and chats with these cupreous gentlemen, They are smiling and feel so merry, Joyous at a chance of interaction. She gives them a gold coin, They haven't even seen it before, Both stopped playing and look at each other, Awestruck, Not knowing what to say, Passers by stop too. Things they don't get to see every day, A young girl, starts clapping, Everyone joins in, The cupreous gentlemen are feeling overwhelmed, Being gracious, saying thanks to everyone. And they start playing a happy tune, With their guitars and lyrics, Everyone is happy, some here and there, Dancing some steps. These cupreous gentlemen, Became the talk of town.

- AA

[mclennunf]

Lily, Rose, Tulips, Jasmine, Iris, Heather :)

Lily: name someone who you think is beautiful: Paul McCartney! riiiiiight?!Rose: person/people you love the most? my family comes to mind first, obviously Tulips: name a famous person you admire: Paul McCartney! riiiiiight?! Jasmine: coffee or tea? tea. i love coffee too, but i loooooove my tea. Iris: give yourself a compliment: uhm, i have a nice arse. (i dunno)Heather: whats your name? Molly!