#pretty much exactly

[soulren]

Frankly I’ve never seen a better representation of my sort of masculinity than simon petrikov

[stradivariholmes]

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[iguessijustlikelikingthings]

me: GIMME DAT ULTRON

Friend: i dunno anything about that storyline

me: ultron is a RUBUT (robot in zoidbergs voice) that is made by the avengers to police baddies that naturally gets too smart and turns bad

Friend:classic dangers of technology then

me: yeah pretty much. in the comics Ant-Man was the creator but they shifted it to be Tony Stark in the MCU

Friend: so far we have...

Captain America - Nazis are bad.

Captain America 2 - Surveillance is bad.

Iron Man 1 - Rich people & terrorists are bad.

Iron Man 2 - Terrorists are bad.

Iron Man 3 - Genetic tampering is bad.

Hulk - Science and Experiments are bad (x3?).

Avengers - Science is bad, also aliens want to take our jobs.

And now

Avengers 2 - Science is bad.

[beccapeppermintz]

Disney/Superman Parallel:

How did I not realize before that Disney's "Hercules" is totally based on Superman??

Think about it....

• Kid sent to earth as an infant  • Grows up with the older couple that finds him  • He's an outcast, with strength and powers he can't comprehend  • Parents finally tell him they found him  • He goes off to find who he is  • Meets a projection of his real father who tells him about his potential and where he's really from • Falls in love with a skeptic who's her own woman • Becomes world famous, saves the world  • Arch-villain cooks up evil plan, gives hero an ultimatum • Arch-villain takes away hero's powers  • Hero's love is crushed by rocks (exact parallel from Superman I)  • Hero does awe-inspiring impossible feat to bring love back to life

Pretty much exactly. 

[beescream]

Robot porn, robot porn, robot porn, yaoi, and robot porn.

/appears in a puff of smoke

[raditsinthename]