u cant fuckin stop me

BLM. ACAB. Trans Lives Matter. 🇵🇸 Free Palestine 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 Indy YES! "Dat ass. Dat intellectual, liberated, robot-sex-appreciating ass." i post: fandom shit. gender-sexuality politics. bad jokes. porn. cat pictures. DL;DR/YKINMKATO/SALS

[cicada-heart]

beaded lobster brooch 🦞 just listed in my shop! handstitched on felt

etsy // kofi

[cicada-heart]

this rainbow trout pin is also available! ❤️

[jube-art]

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"Dear Journal, I've got more 'information' on the hallucination that lives in my head. He says one thing, but is another. This is pretty typical of a hallucination, but odd for this specific one. He's never lied to me before. He must have grown with me as I aged up. I'll talk more with my doctor at our next appointment."

[persephoneme]

you can't say "hey has anyone noticed that M/M fic outnumbers F/F like 100:1” or “it feels racist that only 3/202 characters on the ao3 top 100 ships list are Black and two of them are Alastor HazbinHotel” bc some ppl will start going like “oh so you think we should FORCE people to write about things they DON’T CARE ABOUT for WOKE????” and you’ll be like “no, i’m pointing out that the conditions that created this disparity are informed by racism & misogyny” and ppl will say “it’s not BIGOTED to only care about WHITE MEN” and then the gargoyle king appears

[aorryn47]

My wife, @foldingfittedsheets gave me my first present of Hanukkah.

[foldingfittedsheets]

The cost of being married to an artist.

[foldingfittedsheets]

I told my wife yesterday that I started with the snake. Then I did the rabbit. They were appalled.

“The rabbit was second?! You had other options, and you chose to make that rabbit?”

I nodded. Then I’d done the giraffe and couldn’t think of another long animal so I googled it and found weasels and went perfect! And drew my wiggly weasel.

[archivearchangelica]

Gay Sex World, 2008

[ankle-beez]

surprisingly forward-thinking of jim henson and co. to make a female character in the 70's that's allowed to be loud-mouthed and violent and kind of overwhelmingly romantic and even a huge bitch at times and not have a moment where any character asks her to change

[ankle-beez]

going through all the muppet movies in a row made me realize that like. miss piggy was made in the 70's. and it's so rare even today to have a character like her. she's loud, she's selfish, she's funny, she's extremely vain, she's obsessed with romance, she's violent, she's kind of annoying, and there's not a single moment in any of these films where she's asked to tone down any of these personality traits. i am not joking when i say that miss piggy might be one of the best treated female characters ever written

[themarchingbeetle]

[yehudah]

my favorite greentext is white woman spotted

[yehudah]

me

[blightedbaedling]

Visit Original Link

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

I AM ON A BUS AND I CLICKED ON THIS FORGETTING MY AIRPODS WERE OUT AND IT JUST BLASTED FULL "white woman spotted." OUT LOUD AND NOW THERES A WHITE WOMAN STARING AT ME HELP

[gorusiti7]

Kawkaw wants to play!

[gothredy]

[o0kawaii0o]

Hero of Time

[zoesupreme]

sometimes when I'm a little high I squirt sriracha straight into my mouth

[transhuman-priestess]

they killed jesus for this.

[zoesupreme]

I don't think that was why

[transhuman-priestess]

My mom is a theologian she said it is.

[zoesupreme]

I don't remember this in The Last Temptation of Christ Criterion Blu-ray

[transhuman-priestess]

Yeah Scorsese didn't include it, which is why the pope almost excommunicated him

[pangur-and-grim]

she rabbit kicked him off the ledge, then smacked him till he fell

[pangur-and-grim]

Pangur after pushing a baby into the abyss

[galaxacious]

You ever think that in the middle of an argument, Grace once reminded Rocky that from a physics point of view, gas is considered a fluid, so whenever he cycles ammonia through his vents, Rocky is technically leaking fluids everywhere, and how close do you think Rocky was to threatening to kill them both

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Why did I just find out from @lostinthewrongfandom that Woody from Toy Story’s full name is Woody Pride?????

[desmolbean404]

You just found out?? I just found out! What??

oh my god they're not kidding

[theofreakingbell]

This is still not as weird to me as the fact that Lightning McQueen’s first name is Montgomery

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

I’m sorry it’s what??

[theofreakingbell]

It's Montgomery. apparently

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Every day you people find a new way to make me question why I downloaded this app

[wellcome-to-chaos]

Mim we are getting so many lore drops today between making a fictional character a whore of a man

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

He was already a whore in spirit we’re just making it real

[doctors-star]

highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.

[doctors-star]

me: oh thomas cromwell, we're really in it now. every day i get emails.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: i was on committees with the duke of norfolk. and they beheaded me.

me: yep. good point.

[doctors-star]

me: cromwell. cromwell this post has got too big and famous and people are starting to misunderstand me on it.

the postcard of thomas cromwell i keep on my desk: oh no! you achieved too much fame and status? and now people are misrepresenting you? should we strip your lands and title? have you been beheaded?

me: YES ALRIGHT FINE

[rlyehtaxidermist]

daily affirmations

you've played count the rice

I said you've played count the rice

you win if you do the win condition twice