#prettydumb

[cedarrockfarmgirl]

When you are too dumb to keep your head out of the fence and repeatedly get stuck...for hours...repeatedly...left behind by the herd...stuck out in the sun...repeatedly....stuck out near coyotes all night...repeatedly. you get to sport a new look. #crownofshame #duncehat #dumb #someneverlearn #goatfashion #butsheispretty #prettydumb

[eric-sadahire]

Pretty dumb of Cinderella to go to a fancy ball and waste her time falling in love... when there probably some pretty choice buffet options

[ninthpower]

Listen. Had I known then that she was just a pretty box...smh. Glad I found out. #prettydumb

[vanitycxnt]

#youpretty #prettydumb

[armandohere]

Sprayed a matte finish fixer on this and set it in the booth. Almost. Died. #fumes #deathbyaerosol #kiss #kissofdeath #prettydumb

[tricanabelachild]

To Emmanuel

It’s been seven months, one week, and six days since we parted. I haven’t been counting but I found a calculator online that could tell me exactly how many seconds have passed between us since we last shared a bed. 19,531,407 seconds, but its not accurate because I don’t know what time you got up in the morning to leave me.

I woke up alone in the hotel room, conveniently prepped to be anonymous, already stripped of your presence. No sign of sorrow, no comforting note, just empty wine bottles, and Erica’s no bake cookies from the night before. I’ll never forget my 25th birthday. I’ll never forgive myself for sleeping.

This is your last poem. Longing for you has it’s limits, and I’ve run out of dreams. Romantic sentiment turned to dark obsession. You are not mine, Emmanuel, but I can keep the memory. Mornings you once said were sacred. Making love in the grass. Your allergic reactions. There is beauty in the process, but not so with love. Only the endpoints matter.

In the beginning, we were crazy in love. We have two endings. One, when you stopped loving me, though I daresay once you loved me more than, and the other, when I stopped being crazy. Hard to say when I mistook passion and pain for something that can only exist between two people.

All the days I cried over photos, music, and letters. Spending a week indoors in summer staring at the mug you gave me, hating that I still have it, but it is not us. All the ways I blamed, tortured, and deceived myself. Convinced I was too ugly for you, starving and swollen, wishing for a baby’s face, but my broken skin is not us.

My broken heart is not us, either. Emmanuel, my love letter must have distressed you. I am not sorry. No love, no letter. Now, no, we will never call each other to see how things are. We will not remember together with secret hearts because we are strangers. I am not strong enough, and you don’t want to know me.

Strange how many strangers I know. The more people I meet the more estranged I become. Better not invite me to any party. At least 3 people will feel uncomfortable. Including you. Only wanting to be real, only ever slapped me in the face. Like a love that’s hard to find.

Our love will not be found, again. I am the last mistress in the back of your head. You are the first thought in mine. After a dog, a man, a woman, a piano, and a book. A whole life of things that are not you, and a song I’ll pretend is meant for someone new, too.

Emmanuel, If by some miracle you start to love me again, I’ll gain some peace of mind. Insanity is repeated behavior expecting different results. Emmanuel, if by another miracle I stop loving you, you will lose your pride. There is no end. Emmanuel, in love glory is powerlessness.

[cowboy-space-militia]

Hey folks: Dress code

So at inspire there is some serious bullshit going down regarding dress code. If you would let Sierra or I know when you have been be talked to about about your clothing from the office. We are going to compile a photographic collection of your seemingly "Inappropriate" outfits to protest the administration's ridiculous guidelines. Thank you we'll let you know updates.

[thestarsistolefortori]

Remember that one time I got drunk? yeah kinda wanna do that again. Like now.