Infinite knowledge on any topic, but only when standing in the mens washroom
Free groceries but the food can only be blue
Eternal health but also will become either 3ft or 10ft tall spontaneously
Always employed but have really annoying roommates for the rest of your life
Be immortal but not have eternal youth (will look 200yrs old at 200yrs old lol)
Manifest outfits from pics, but you are also frequently pursued by an angry duck
Never experience writer/artist block but can’t experience dreams
Always rested but spiders often spawn in your bedroom
Be famous but have an inappropriate-sounding last name you can’t change
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