HIIIII EVERYONE!!! After a very long break, I might finally be coming back to this hellsite, goddamn, it’s been a long time lmao
ABOUT ME
NAME: Bane! There are several of you that know me as Sky or Karate as well
PRONOUNS: She/her
RELATIONSHIP STATUS:taken since 10/31/25 by my best friend and bf
FAV MUSIC ARTISTS: Shinedown (MY BELOVED), Rise Against, 3DG, CheVelle, Papa Roach, Pop Evil, BMTH, USS, Incubus, Soundgarden, etc etc
FAV CHARACTERS: THE SHINEDOWN TV MAN, the TéléFrançais pineapple, Ezra Bridger (SWR), Kaz (SOC), Echo (TBB), my silly little OCs, Mr. Ant Tenna (tho ive never played Deltarune Imao), and others!
my art fight is Midnight_Bane
Feel free to follow/dm! DNI (just for DMs) over 21 unless I already know you pls!
last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops
i think my favourite shinedown album is leave a whisper, it’s got some of my favourite songs in there, and as for favourite songs, god i love all of them, but if i had to choose, 45, better version, notice me (demo), start over (live, acoustic) and dangerous :)
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I keep a large document of funny quotes people around me have said. This thing is going on 4 years old. It can substitute for incorrect quotes. Would anybody like to see some of my favorites.
Ok here goes (going to include a cutoff so it’s not hella long, these are only from this year)
Also prior warning: Yes, we say crude, suggestive, offensive shit. Yes, there are slurs. If it bothers you don’t read it
*talking about goth girls*
[Person 1]: tell me you wouldn’t hit that, you would. Of course you would, you’re a tomboy
[Person 2]: just because I’m a tomboy don’t make me a lesbian 😔
[Person 1]: Same thing
[Person 1], pointing at the green drink [Person 2] was holding for [Person 3]: What is that
[Person 2]: I don’t know
[Person 3]: It’s a form of Mountain Dew
[Person 1]: Ohh can I see?
[Person 2]: *hands it over*
[Person 1]: *drinks it*
[Person 2]: THAT WASNT MINE???
[Person 1], talking about the Grinch: Am I the only one who thought that in the animated movie there was romantic tension between him and the mom
[Person 2], putting his head in his arms: what what what what what
[Person 1]: Oh my god Charlie Kirk hasn’t said anything racist in months is he ok
[Person 2]: He’s turning over a new leaf
[Person 3]: He’s turning into a leaf
[Person 1]: Cuz it’s pushing 5 years and I haven’t seen him since
[Person 2]: They got him
[Person 1]: who the fuck is they?? Tuberculosis???
[Person 1]: when I die I want Zach Myers to play guitar on my casket
[Person 2]: I can arrange that
[Person 3]: I know a guy
[Person 1], gesturing to [Person 2]: How did this kid score higher than me? He’s literally eating his pencil
[Person 1]: All my friends got kicked out
[Person 2]: What are we, huh? Are we chopped liver? We’re chopped liver? Huh??
[Person 1]: well I mean you’re chopped
[Person 1], tuning back into the conversation: That’s not a 10 that’s like, a 13
[Person 2]: …Mama Coco?
[Person 1]: oh
[Person 1]: Are you reverse One Directioning them?
[Person 2]: CORRECT, my mom is selling ME Shinedown
[Person 1]: [Person 2]? Who’s [Person 2]?
[Person 3]: OUR DRUMMER?
[Person 1]: it’s never gonna happen
[Person 2]: Yes it is shush
[Person 1]: It’s like giving a baby an orange and expecting it to do something
[Person 2]: what. Where’s the correlation
[Person 1]: [Person 3]’s the baby because he like? He doesn’t understand the internet? And the art is the orange because like, if you hand the baby the orange and expect them to peel it, it’s not gonna happen, right?
[Person 1]: At least he said please, FATTY
[Person 2]:
[Person 1]: I meant bitch
[Person 1], about what weight [Person 2] can hold: How many kilograms or…foot? What is it
[Student 1]: You could be a unicorn
[Student 2]: I’d rather be an alicorn
[Teacher]: What the fuck is an alicorn
[Person 1]: I’m finna be in the Pitt. I’d die immediately.
[Person 2]: You’re going to the hospital to die?
[Student 1]: She calls me a fat stupid retarded bitch all the time
[Student 2]: Hey, I’ve never used those words in that order!
[Teacher]: in that order
[Person 1]: Yo I think these are like, fries made out of carrots
[Person 2]: They’re sweet potato fries, retard
*discussing sending celebrities reels*
[Person 1]: You know what I should start doing that
[Person 2]: You should send them to [celebrity]!
[Person 1]: Noo he wouldn’t answer :(
[Person 2]: AND PAUL MCCARTNEY WOULD?
[Person 1]: When can you say this phrase “type shit?”
[Person 2]: Any time
[Person 1]: Any time? So like, if you were having sex—
[Person 2]: Yep
[Person 1]: I’m doing better I haven’t said anything weird today
[Person 2]: And hopefully we can get that up to all week, all month, and then the rest of your life
[Person 3]: All eternity
[Person 1]: Can I get a treat?
[Person 2]: aaaand right back down to zero
[Person 1], holding [Person 2]’s head: I’m holding my king’s hat, he’s scared, call him a good boy
[Person 3]: ew no
[Person 1]: Pat his head
[Person 2]: please don’t
[Person 1]: Auuughhh it’s bright
[Person 2]: Aw your poor little virgin cave dweller eyes
[Person 1]: No it’s just my dick
[Person 2]: What does your dick have to do with the sun
[Person 1]:It hurts…like you know when you leave a grape out in the sun?