#primarch babies

[myresin]

EVERYONE IN THE IMPERIUM, I NEED YOUR ATTENTION

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DRUMROLL PLEASE

Baby

Everywhere’s a bed when your father can become humongous

[hopefully-grimderp]

Leman Russ' daughter decides to give Freki a makeover because why not?

I know Freki is supposed to be a wolf and the good boy/girl in this video is clearly a dog but you know what I mean!

[bathroomcryptid]

If The Primarchs Had Kids - How Many Would They Have And Why?

An introspective essay by me - a clinical moron

Lion El’Johnson: 2 - an older daughter and younger son because he deserves to have to deal with an oldest daughter

Fulgrim: 1 - one perfect daughter and he’s good

Perterabo: 2 - fraternal twins (1 girl and 1 boy). If they aren’t in your immediate field of vision, they are definitely off building a bomb. Yes, Perterabo is stressed.

Jaghatai Khan: 3 - older twin daughters and a son. All perfectly behaved angels, the Primarchs look at them and weep because why can’t their children act right like these three-

Leman Russ: 3 - two older sons and one younger daughter. Yes, they all act feral - those are just the factory settings. You had kids with Leman Russ, what do you want from me?

Rogal Dorn: 1 - a daughter that is an exact carbon copy of him because it’s what he deserves. (As in, she will sit there quietly with him and they’ll draw blueprints together)

Konrad Curze: 1 - a daughter that is an exact carbon copy of him because it’s what he deserves (As in, she’ll be some feral ass murder goblin that he has to manage and I hope it causes him a few grey hairs)

Sangunius: 1 - a perfect little angel son who bites his ankles :)

Ferrus Manus: 3 - all daughters, good luck Ferrus 🫡

Angron: 1 - somehow had progeny and it is a daughter and she is a lil feral but we love her. Also bites his ankles-

Roboute Gulliman: 3 - an older son and two younger daughters. Daughters would be too easy for him, built like a girl dad. No, he needs an oldest carbon copy son he stresses about fucking up and turning into him at night

Mortarion: 2 - older son and younger daughter. (Originally only had one kid to stress about fucking up, but I added a second to send him to an early grave)

Magnus the Red: 1 - an uber smart psycher prodigy daughter to chase around would be good for him :)

Horus Lupercal: 1 - a son. Why? Vibes.

Lorgar: 1 - I’m a subscriber to the ‘Lorgar has a daughter that is an exact replica of the Emperor’ agenda so that’s what he gets.

Vulkan: 5 - (sorry Mrs. Vulkan, but it’s kinda on the tin-) two older daughters, then a son, then another daughter, then another son. They just kept coming, what can I say-

Corvus Corax: 1 - a little crow daughter for him to stress about at night. Yes, she does disappear. Yes, it does stress him out.

Alpharius and Omegon: 2 - identical twin daughters. Who’s the dad? Idk. Where are they? Wreaking havoc.

[staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty]

Babies are far harder to draw then I realize, but by the grace of the gods above, I will make baby Lilith eating a snake a thing.

might even draw a hand if I'm feeling especially adventurous and want to show that she had a bit of food aggression when she was first learning that meat tastes good

[flunkyofmalcador]

@asklotarasarrin made me think of this phenomenon.  There has been fanart and fiction about the Primarchs’ daughters since 2006.  I was just looking on Deviantart for the oldest examples.  I know that the idea of the primarchs all having girls came about for the simple reason that they already have thousands of sons.  @sabbatine did a series of portraits of them, and both @sisterofsilence and @nightshade-victorian have daughters for both Angron and Corvus Corax respectively.  I decided to join in the fun with my own set of Daughters in around 2014 or so, I’d have to check.  

Anyone else with Primarch’s female children?

[myresin]

SECOND ~adopted~ HAUNTLING

Konrad Jr.

It’s said to be an open secret amongst the Primarchs and the Imperium that the baby is also half-xenos… Yet believing a Primarch would allow such heresy to take place under his nose is heretical thinking in and of itself, of course.

[myresin]

LOOK WHO HAS A BABY PICTURE!!!

art by me

[hopefully-grimderp]

This is what would happen if Horus had a son and it was time to feed the baby:

Please Tumblr... I swear if you strike this down I will hex you!! I don't know how but I'll learn!! So don't try me, bitch!!