#prince johan

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Amelia: You know... You're not pleasant when you're like this, Johan.

Johan: I'm always like this.

Amelia: My point exactly.

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Amelia: So what's new, Johan?

Johan: Oh, I'm just doing the prince thing. You know, attending some parties, squeezing in some me time. All that running around doesn't leave enough time for my best friend over here, though.

Amelia: We're not best friends, Johan.

Johan: Right, I'm your nemesis... we love each other, but we've got some history.

Amelia: You're not my nemesis.

Johan: We are, we're nemesises... ses. We're rivals who are also totally obsessed with each other... "fremesises."

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Amelia: Be the bigger person.

Johan: I'm 5'1 and bitter. You be the bigger person.

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Johan: Haven’t you embarrassed yourself enough already?

Amelia: Hardly! I was just getting started, you giant cockroach!

Amelia: You know what, that was out of line. I apologize to cockroaches everywhere. Especially Jiminy Cricket.

Amelia: Although, for the first time in 17 years, it occurs to me... He might be a cricket.

Alfonso: Of course he's a cricket!

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Johan: Don’t talk down to me!

Amelia: Well, I can hardly talk up to you. You’re too short!

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Johan: I'll make you sorry you were ever born.

Amelia: Well, for your information, I'm already sorry I was ever born.

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Amelia: Are you really that mad at me? That you would be willing to work with your least favorite human being in Floravia?

Johan: Okay, first of all, you're my least favorite, and second, I just want my kingdom to win.