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*Ro enters the castle with Azul and a smoothie*

Antonio: Uh, whatcha got there?

Ro: A smoothie.

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Elina: I don't know how to tell you this, Nori but...you're in love with me.

Nori: What?

Nori: I am...

Nalu: What kind of confession did I just witness??

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Glee: You know Freddy Krueger?  He’s from Sesame Street right

Linden: NO????  HE’S?????  NOT?????????

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Glee: You know Freddy Krueger?  He’s from Sesame Street right

Linden: NO????  HE’S?????  NOT?????????

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Annika: Something brought us together, Aidan. Call it what you will: fate, destiny--

Aidan: A horse.

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Tammy: You’re stupid.

Trey: That’s it?

Tammy: Give it time. It’ll eat at you.

*later*

Trey: Am I stupid?

Ned: Kind of.

Trey: Damn it!

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[Willa arrives]

Carlos: What took you so long?

Willa: Uh, you said it was an emergency so I came straight here.

Carlos: You stopped for coffee!

Willa: And a breakfast burrito that I got TO GO.

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Chelsea: When I'm famous, I'll have a handler whose only job will be to keep people like Mom away from me. And Mom, too, maybe.

Margaret: What?

Chelsea: Just kidding. You know you'll live in my trailer.

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Ro: I work like I drink. Alone, or with a monkey watching me.

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Barbie: Tammy, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!

Tammy: I thought we were having steamed clams?

Barbie: No, no, I said steamed hams! That’s what I call hamburgers.

Tammy: …you call hamburgers steamed hams.

Barbie: Yes! It’s a… regional dialect.

Tammy: Uh-huh. What region?

Barbie: Uhh… upstate Wisconsin.

Tammy: Really? Because I’m from Green Bay and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams”.

Barbie: Oh, not in Green Bay, no! It’s a Willows expression!

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Barbie: If you could travel to Mars, who would you travel with, and what snacks?

Ken: Oh that’s tough.

[Some time later]

Barbie, exasperated: The question was “if you could travel to Mars and eat snacks, what would it be?” and Trey’s answer was “I would kill and eat Dolly Parton”.

Barbie: And Tammy’s was “I would have a 20-year-long sexual arrangement with Matthew McConaughey in outer space”.

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Margaret: I don’t know about this, George. Why don’t we just go home, wait until the kids fall asleep, and have sex in the car?

George: Because I was saving that for my birthday!

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Nori: Elina, I’m sorry! I only sent you into danger because I thought you were Nalu’s girlfriend!

Elina: Well, that certainly justifies attempted murder!

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Trey: I’ll have to read Roberts’ book. 

Trey: And I swore never to read again after “To Kill a Mockingbird” gave me NO helpful advice!

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Barbie: Sometimes you can just tell when there’s something special about a horse.

Barbie: Like Morning Star here.

Barbie: I can just tell that someday she’s gonna make really great glue.

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Patricia: I'll have you know that I've been referred to as the modern day Robin Hood by many of my colleagues.

Barbie: Really? You rob from the rich and give to the poor?

Patricia: I con from the rich and give to myself when I am at my poorest.

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Anneliese: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Preminger: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid