*Ro enters the castle with Azul and a smoothie*
Antonio: Uh, whatcha got there?
Ro: A smoothie.
🪼
Keni
Monterey Bay Aquarium

Andulka
Cosmic Funnies

Kiana Khansmith
tumblr dot com
i don't do bad sauce passes
Acquired Stardust
Today's Document
taylor price
YOU ARE THE REASON

Discoholic 🪩

@theartofmadeline
d e v o n
$LAYYYTER
AnasAbdin
we're not kids anymore.
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
cherry valley forever
seen from Germany
seen from Malaysia

seen from Serbia

seen from Germany
seen from Germany
seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Iraq
seen from United States

seen from Romania

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@incorrectbarbiequotes
*Ro enters the castle with Azul and a smoothie*
Antonio: Uh, whatcha got there?
Ro: A smoothie.
Elina: I don't know how to tell you this, Nori but...you're in love with me.
Nori: What?
Nori: I am...
Nalu: What kind of confession did I just witness??
I posted 1 time in 2022
1 post created (100%)
0 posts reblogged (0%)
I tagged 1 of my posts in 2022
#original quote - 1 post
#submission - 1 post
#barbie fairytopia - 1 post
#glee - 1 post
#linden - 1 post
Longest Tag: 17 characters
#barbie fairytopia
My Top Posts in 2022:
Glee: You know Freddy Krueger?  He’s from Sesame Street right
Linden: NO????  HE’S?????  NOT?????????
7 notes - Posted August 7, 2022
Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →
Glee: You know Freddy Krueger?  He’s from Sesame Street right
Linden: NO????  HE’S?????  NOT?????????
Annika: Something brought us together, Aidan. Call it what you will: fate, destiny--
Aidan: A horse.
Tammy: You’re stupid.
Trey: That’s it?
Tammy: Give it time. It’ll eat at you.
*later*
Trey: Am I stupid?
Ned: Kind of.
Trey: Damn it!
[Willa arrives]
Carlos: What took you so long?
Willa: Uh, you said it was an emergency so I came straight here.
Carlos: You stopped for coffee!
Willa: And a breakfast burrito that I got TO GO.
Chelsea: When I'm famous, I'll have a handler whose only job will be to keep people like Mom away from me. And Mom, too, maybe.
Margaret: What?
Chelsea: Just kidding. You know you'll live in my trailer.
Ro: I work like I drink. Alone, or with a monkey watching me.
Barbie: Tammy, I hope you’re ready for mouth-watering hamburgers!
Tammy:Â I thought we were having steamed clams?
Barbie: No, no, I said steamed hams! That’s what I call hamburgers.
Tammy: …you call hamburgers steamed hams.
Barbie: Yes! It’s a… regional dialect.
Tammy:Â Uh-huh. What region?
Barbie: Uhh… upstate Wisconsin.
Tammy: Really? Because I’m from Green Bay and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase “steamed hams”.
Barbie: Oh, not in Green Bay, no! It’s a Willows expression!
Barbie:Â If you could travel to Mars, who would you travel with, and what snacks?
Ken: Oh that’s tough.
[Some time later]
Barbie, exasperated: The question was “if you could travel to Mars and eat snacks, what would it be?” and Trey’s answer was “I would kill and eat Dolly Parton”.
Barbie: And Tammy’s was “I would have a 20-year-long sexual arrangement with Matthew McConaughey in outer space”.
Margaret: I don’t know about this, George. Why don’t we just go home, wait until the kids fall asleep, and have sex in the car?
George:Â Because I was saving that for my birthday!
Nori: Elina, I’m sorry! I only sent you into danger because I thought you were Nalu’s girlfriend!
Elina: Well, that certainly justifies attempted murder!
Trey: I’ll have to read Roberts’ book.Â
Trey: And I swore never to read again after “To Kill a Mockingbird” gave me NO helpful advice!
Barbie: Sometimes you can just tell when there’s something special about a horse.
Barbie:Â Like Morning Star here.
Barbie: I can just tell that someday she’s gonna make really great glue.
Patricia: I'll have you know that I've been referred to as the modern day Robin Hood by many of my colleagues.
Barbie: Really? You rob from the rich and give to the poor?
Patricia: I con from the rich and give to myself when I am at my poorest.
Anneliese: you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up
Preminger: You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid