Feb 14, 2021
*First day being an airport cop*
Dog: *starts barking*
Drug dealer:
Rapunzel:
Drug dealer:
Rapunzel:
Drug dealer: I carry a suitcase full of coc-
Rapunzel: I think Balto liked you :D
seen from Croatia
seen from United States
seen from Kazakhstan
seen from Malaysia
seen from New Zealand
seen from United States
seen from China
seen from Türkiye
seen from Germany
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Costa Rica
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Malaysia
seen from China
seen from Greece
seen from China
*First day being an airport cop*
Dog: *starts barking*
Drug dealer:
Rapunzel:
Drug dealer:
Rapunzel:
Drug dealer: I carry a suitcase full of coc-
Rapunzel: I think Balto liked you :D
*Calling Cassandra*
Rapunzel: Cass, did you know that the ducks in the park have chips and if you steal them they can arrest you?
Cassandra: Really? No, I didn't know that.
Rapunzel: Well hahaha, bye?
Policeman: And well?
Rapunzel: Can’t come pick me up
Policeman: Well, you're going to have to stay here.
Duck: And me?
Policeman: No, no, you can go.
Rapunzel, whispering to the duck: This is not over.
Lance: People who sleep with their phone on silent don't care about anything in life.
Cassandra: It’s me.
Cassandra: I’m people.
Eugene: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest, that sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods, you’re going to die.
Lance: My favourite is ‘butt dial’ VS ‘booty call’.
Rapunzel: Also ‘forgive me father, for I have sinned’
Rapunzel, smirking at Cassandra: VS ‘sorry daddy, I’ve been naughty’.
Eugene: Great news, language is now cancelled!
Eugene: Did I left the stove on?
Lance: Eugene, you haven’t cooked since 2006.
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