How to Identify a Konohatard, Sakuratard, Narutotard, Itachitard, and Anyone from the Toxic Fandom.
(Sasuke: “Breathes” or “ He Just drinks a glass of water”)
Fandom Automatically:
-MASTERPIECE SCRIPT!
-F***CK EMO AVENGER!
-ITACHI GOD WINS!
-YOU DESERVE SAKURA!
-I’M GLAD YOU LOST YOUR ARM!
-DUCK-ASS HAIR!
-YOU ONLY WIN BECAUSE YOU HAVE MAGIC EYES!
-NARUTO IS BETTER THAN YOU!
-YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED AT THE END OF THE MANGA OR ANIME!
-YOUR CLAN WAS EVIL AND KONOHA WAS GOOD.
-WHY DO YOU MAKE LITTLE NARUTO AND SAKURA SUFFER? sniff sniff 😭
-YOU’RE A CRAZY CRYING B*TCH WHO DOESN’T UNDERSTAND YOUR BROTHER ITACHI’S SUFFERING AND SACRIFICE, AND YOU DARE TO DISOBEY HIM.
-YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE KILLED DANZO, NARUTO SHOULD BE WHO SHOULD KILLED HIM.
-HOW DARE YOU CREATE A BETTER TEAM (TEAM HEBI/TAKA) THAN TEAM 7!?
-HOW CAN YOU CHOOSE TO FOLLOW YOUR OWN PATH AND FORM YOUR OWN ALLIANCES AND NOT RETURN TO KONOHA: SUBMIT TO THE SYSTEM AND STAY BY NARUTO AND SAKURA’S SIDE IN THE VILLAGE? DON’T YOU SEE YOU’RE HURTING THEM? sniff sniff 😭
-WHY DON’T YOU ACCEPT NARUTO? DON’T YOU SEE HE JUST DOESN’T WANT TO BE ALONE, EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A WHOLE F***ING VILLAGE AND THE REST OF HIS COMRADES TO KEEP HIM COMPANY? sniff sniff 😭
-I HATE YOU FOR NOT GIVING IN TO MY FAVORITE GAY SHIP sniff sniff 😭
-YOU SHOULD HAVE HAD A GAY RELATIONSHIP WITH MY LITTLE NARUTO sniff sniff 😭
-WHY DON'T YOU SUCK THE DICK OF MY LITTLE NARUTO? I WANT YOU TO HAVE GAY HOMOSEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MY LITTLE NARUTO. I WANT MY NARUTO TO CUM IN YOUR ASS AND YOU TO CUM IN HIS ASS. DON'T YOU SEE THAT IF YOU DON'T ALLOW THAT, YOU ARE HURTING HIM?. sniff sniff 😭
-WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK SAKURA? YOU HAVE TO FUCK SAKURA? WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO FUCK HER? DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU ARE HURTING HER?
-HOW DARE YOU NOT BE LIKE KAKASHI? WHO, AFTER SEEING HOW THE SHITTY SYSTEM RUINED HIS LIFE, TOOK AWAY HIS FRIENDS, TOOK AWAY HIS FATHER... STILL CHOSE TO BE AN ASS-KISSER. WHY DIDN'T YOU LEARN FROM HIM? WHY AREN'T YOU LIKE HIM?
-WHY DON'T YOU SUBMIT TO OUR SHITTY SYSTEM? WHO GIVES YOU THE RIGHT TO OPPOSE OUR SHITTY SYSTEM? DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU MUST SUBMIT TO OUR SYSTEM? HOW DARE YOU? KONOHA IS GOOD AND THE UCHIHA ARE EVIL! OUR GOD IS TOBIRAMA! YOU HAVE TO SERVE US AND ONLY US! AND NOT YOURSELF!
-HOW DARE YOU PREFER YOUR FAMILY OVER OUR "WILL OF FIRE"? DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU MUST ABANDON YOUR FAMILY FROM BIRTH AND DIE FOR OUR VILLAGE? THAT IS THE WILL OF FIRE, YOU MUST DIE FOR US, YOU MUST DIE FOR PEOPLE WHO WON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU SACRIFICE YOURSELF FOR THEM. YOU CAN'T THINK DIFFERENTLY, YOU MUST BE AN ASS-LICKER.
-HOW DARE YOU GET ANGRY AT THE "GREAT AND HONORABLE VILLAGE OF KONOHA" IN QUOTES, FOR THE SIMPLE FACT THAT THEY LIVE AND LAUGH AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR FAMILY'S DEATH? DON'T YOU SEE THAT THAT SACRIFICE WAS NECESSARY? HOW CAN YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THAT KONOHA MUST LAUGH AT THE EXPENSE OF YOUR FAMILY? HOW DARE YOU GET ANGRY ABOUT THAT?
-HOW DARE YOU HAVE A NEARSIGHTED DAUGHTER WITH SAKURA AND NOT HAVE GAY SEX WITH MY NARUTO? HOW DARE YOU? NARUSASU FOREVER! NARUSASU FOREVER! LONG LIVE SASUSAKU! DEATH TO SASUKARIN! YOU MUST ONLY LOVE NARUTO AND SAKURA. YOU CANNOT LOVE ANYONE ELSE. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?
-HOW DARE YOU WANT TO DESTROY THE VILLAGE THAT CAUSED YOU SO MUCH MISERY AND DISGRACE? DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU MUST DO WHAT ITACHI SAYS? DON'T YOU SEE THAT YOU MUST PROTECT KONOHA? YOU MUST SELL OUT TO THE SYSTEM, SUCK THE DICK OF NARUTO, BE WEAKER THAN NARUTO, FOLLOW KAKASHI'S BULLSHIT, AND FUCK SAKURA!? DON'T YOU SEE THAT IS WHAT ITACHI WANTS? HOW DARE YOU HAVE FREE WILL? THINK FOR YOURSELF, HAVE AN IDENTITY AND NOT BE LOYAL TO OUR SHITTY SYSTEM? YOU ARE WRONG! MEDICATE YOURSELF! MEDICATE YOURSELF! MEDICATE YOURSELF
And believe me, my friends, they’re even worse than this. Especially when it comes to Sasuke.”












