#probably poison

[halfchewedpencil]

So I added 3 tablespoons of powder milk and two pieces of dark chocolate into my coffee, it became grey and somehow only some part of the chocolate mixed and now the bottom tastes like slightly flavored wet dirt… and I am not complaining

[icansleepawake]

Alright so I’m gonna describe the ingredients to make Fuck-up Soda! Please do not really make it tho you might die instantly

Pot (not drug the container)

The strongest alcohol you can find

A entire bottle of NyQuil

At least 5 bottles of five hour energy

Every single pill you can find in your house

Soda maker (thing that makes drinks angry)

So basically boil every liquid listed in the pot, then dump every single pill in ur house in. After this you will freeze it, roll it in dirt, melt it, and jam it in the soda maker. Congrats, you now have a container of fuck-up soda that may kill you instantly, and please. For the love of god. Don’t make this.

[bright-happy-noise]

Flowers and berries | 3.17.16

[whisper-of-wings]

eggnog flavored tea sounds like something you give your enemy to to cover up the taste of poison

[basedbirbblob]

Snacking on octopus bits at work. They're pretty great.