#problematic anon

[gotta-kiss-em-all]

I have a silly little head cannon. The eeveelution associated with pokephilla is Sylveon. Since they are evolved though high friendship, and are morally dubious through being fairy type. Also in 90% of cases it's the Sylveon that initiates, not the trainer.

-Problematic Anon

Lmao, definitely. Plus, have you seen those ribbons? Good for shenanigans.

Them evolving through affection rather than friendship in Gen 6 really seals the deal, too. Espeon and Umbreon you can evolve through battle. Sylveon? You gotta pet it. Lots.

I don't doubt it'd practically be a pokephile's symbol in universe, given that it's the only Pokemon who evolves through affection.

Also hello problematic anon! Would you like to go on the anon list?

[watermelonlicker]

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[chaifootsteps]

As a fan of problematic fiction, I don’t understand why other fans of it panic when people dislike it. I mean, there’s plenty of problematic fanfics on AO3 that have been or are being written by numerous people.

On Twitter, you can find multiple artists that draw fucked up fictional art, some of which have hundreds, thousands, or hundreds of thousands of followers that love their messed up works.

There’s also the fact that there’s problematic media that’s extremely popular amongst the general audience, being enjoyed by thousands or even millions of people (ex: House of the Dragon and Game of Thrones).

Despite all this, people are still doomposting, arguing, and harassing individuals for disliking problematic fiction, acting as if they need their approval to enjoy themselves instead of blocking and ignoring them.

-Problematic Anon

I don't think disliking problematic fiction is an issue in the slightest, but I do worry pretty frequently about the rise of purity culture. I know nobody likes to talk about the slippery slope, but it's a real thing, and it will find you in your house.

I just got like five people screaming at me and telling me I'm violating federal law because I said I'm into Draco from Dragonheart. Draco, who can talk.

[gotta-kiss-em-all]

A Glaceon would be a godsend to have if you have to work outdoors in a hot climate. Just imagine coming home all hot and sweaty and then being able to cuddle/fuck your Glaceon to cool down.

Also another small head cannon I have is that with a Glaceon you'd have to spend less on you electricity bill since they can cool down your home, so you don't have to run the air conditioning as often.

-Problematic Anon (yes I would like to be included on the anon list)

Oh, absolutely! Getting cooled down AND fucking or just cuddling... Good stuff. I bet Glaceon would feel absolutely amazing on a hot day.

And free A/C, at that. I live in a warm climate and I'd kill for that right about now tbh.

(You've been added!)

[gotta-kiss-em-all]

Relations between pokemon where one of them have a type advantage over the other would probably go hard. imagine the dirty talk, like a fire type mon calling their water type partner weak while doming them.

- Problematic Anon (also sorry about that knife play ask didn't know you weren't okay with that.)

Oh, for sure. I can only imagine it goes hard, whoever's on top so to speak. The partner with a type disadvantage at the mercy of the other? The partner with the type *advantage* being dommed by a Pokemon they should have the advantage over anyway? Amazing, either way.

Also, no worries! I'm perfectly okay with it, heh. I just said I wasn't into it, not that it upsets me or anything - I put kinks I'm not cool with in my pinned post but like, otherwise, I'm good receiving anything in my inbox.

[gotta-kiss-em-all]

So apparently Leafeon tails are very sharp so that gave me an idea. While it's not personally my thing. Leafeons would be very good at knife play. But due to their peaceful nature it might take some convincing. But imagine them standing to top of you cutting you up with their tail while going to town on whatever bits you have down there.

Also after care world be amazing. With their ability to heal and overall gentle nature. After they'd heal you I could see them wrapping their vines around you, making you feel so very safe.

But idk tho, I'm not really into knife play.

-Problematic Anon

I admit, I'm also not into knifeplay lol.

But for sure, their capacity to both cut you up and put you back together, wrapped around you with their vines - bondage implements becoming an extended hug when they're done, cutting you turning to healing... Hell of a thought.

Also love the idea of a delicate little Leafeon domming the shit out of their Trainer. Cute little thing with big eyes undeniably in charge here.

[biggest-murder-drones-fan-ever]

biggest-murder-drones-fan-ever am i israeli epstein diddy epstein blud if i ship codeyelelw i mean gold ermm im not larping

First of all, your on thick FRICKING ice for calling it 'codeyellow'.....

Second of all, why would you be a hecking wholesome strong IDF soldier for liking problematic media??? :// (But you are diddyepsteincoded)

And THIRD of all, you're lowkey gonna get canceled for shipping those two... I don't CARE how cute they are togeth- I MEAN, they're toxic!!! They're toxic together!!!! Unacceptable!!!!

[jonquilclegane]

I am not trying sound homophobic or anything but why I feel taika waiti films either full mock joke or many gays and he look likely forget the point of his own film and forgetting his own plot?

Err ^^'

I mean, as far as I am concerned, I think the LGBTQ representation is VERY important (being a part of the LGBTQ community myself, as I am aroace).

But if we take the Thor movies, except for his own character getting a happy ending, the other LGBTQ ships and characters were not very handled.

I mean, look at Loki in Ragnarok ^^' The Grandmaster was SO predatory with him? I know some people ship them for the sake of shipping Loki with a man, but... come on! That was as bad and toxic as sylki ^^' We NEED a good partner for Loki, who will love him, and take good care of his heart, and support him and be loyal to him, and never leave or abandon him and... yeah. That's Sigyn XD We could have had a MALE variant of Sigyn... But alas, @marvelentertainment hates her too much ^^'

And I guess they forgot about Theo ^^'

As for Valkyrie... THIS WAS QUEERBAITING SO MUCH??? That little greek goddess was so cute! That handkiss was adorable! Couldn't they have developed THAT ship a little more?

I know there are rumours about Sif becoming Val's Queen, but... yeah. That darkens Sif's character so much, and means she was always after the crown, so... yeah XD NOT SURE about that ship XD As a follower said on Twitter, Sif is not into any gender. She's into crowns XDXDXD (And good for her, I guess? XD We stan an ambitious woman!)

There were rumours of Amora being in the movie... I could get behind a Val/Amora ship! It could have been interesting!

On the "too much-jokes matter, I couldn't agree more. They were badly timed, and so cringy, RUINING dramatic moments... Like we're talking about Jane's cancer, such a difficult theme, and then, BOUM! Joke! Also, Sif does not know the rules to enter Valhalla, when SHE WAS BORN INTO THAT SOCIETY??? Ruining her character, all that for the sake of a joke?

(But as I said before, yes, TW is to blame, but let's not forget about the screenwriters. The blame should be shared, I think ^^')

The worst part is that they had a WONDERFUL plot with The Mighty Thor/Gorr storyline in the comics.... but, watching Love & Thunder, you couldn't help but ask yourself... what plot?

Let's hope he leaves Thor alone for his next movie, and focus on his other projects, for which he seems to have much more respect. Give us more Our Flag means death/What we do in the shadows/ movies like Jo Rabbit/ .... and leave Marvel alone ^^'

They have already enough issues with Waldron ^^' *facepalm and circus sounds*