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Walking Pokémon on leashes isn't very common. They're highly intelligent and don't need that sort of control or guidance, though some like it.

Usually Pokémon leashes are more in the range of a child leash, a service Pokémon being tethered to their Trainer (though usually they just wear a harness), or a double-ended "leash" held by both for the sake of "holding hands" with small or quadrupedal Pokémon. All of these are usually innocuous, though humans and Pokémon in a relationship might use the double-ended leash.

The classic collar-and-leash setup, however, is almost always a sex thing, but one with enough plausible deniability to get away with in public.

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The big problem with having a large, powerful Pokémon as a lover is that it decides when you get up or stop giving scritches. Many an appointment has been lost to big thing that has decided it's a lap Pokémon and will not budge.

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I have a silly little head cannon. The eeveelution associated with pokephilla is Sylveon. Since they are evolved though high friendship, and are morally dubious through being fairy type. Also in 90% of cases it's the Sylveon that initiates, not the trainer.

-Problematic Anon

Lmao, definitely. Plus, have you seen those ribbons? Good for shenanigans.

Them evolving through affection rather than friendship in Gen 6 really seals the deal, too. Espeon and Umbreon you can evolve through battle. Sylveon? You gotta pet it. Lots.

I don't doubt it'd practically be a pokephile's symbol in universe, given that it's the only Pokemon who evolves through affection.

Also hello problematic anon! Would you like to go on the anon list?

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Reshiram kisses. Kissing their snout, feeling their body heat through their thick feathers. Their lips can't really manipulate as much as yours but they do what they can to match you, sharp teeth against your lips too light to cut you, pushing their big tongue into your mouth to kiss you back - huge and incredibly warm. An affectionate growl rumbles in their chest, you can hold on to the rings around their neck, tug gently at the feathers, their wings wrapped around you.

Just. Kissing Reshiram.

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humping a houndoom while giving him a reacharound would be nice right about now I think :3

Oh yes, I'm sure it would! Humping the dog instead of being humped, heh. Bet it'd be real warm as well. And Houndoom... They get the scary stereotype but they're so cute to me. Humping a happy Houndoom could fix me.

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Hawlucha strike me as quite the distinguished little guys. Thinking about taking one on a date. Claws holding your hand, Hawlucha reaching up to do so. Shorter but still insisting on walking beside you, swift and graceful. a Fighting-type but not the stereotype, moving almost like a dance, a flourish, all for the show. I just know one of these little guys would insist on holding the door for you. Chirping along with you. Beak nudging affectionately against your cheek. Kicking absolute ass in battle to show off. Hawlucha <3

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A category of pokemon not necessarily for the specific pokemon in the category but for the dynamic: pokemon that evolve through friendship and affection.

Just the fact that the bond that you share with that pokemon was so great that it made your partner literally and physically better because of it. Their form, their body is a testament that you can get stronger together because of the love you share.

It's poetic and romantic and the sex with those pokemon has got to be incredible! Imagine the first time having sex after their evolution, when they're full of love and potential and eager to test out the limits of their new form! That's got to be both passionate and wild!

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Oh you're so right about that. Honestly, I love it too. The bond between Pokemon and Trainer is so powerful that it literally changes the Pokemon's form.

It also plays into a trope I love: Pokemon and human growing up together. Be it baby Pokemon growing into their evolved forms or friendship evolutions or starters, I'm a sucker for Trainers growing up alongside and being in love with their teams. Beautiful stuff every time.

I can only imagine how wild it'd be for those Pokemon to test out their new, improved bodies, literally shaped by the love they share with their Trainers.

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Love fat pokemon.

Love fat Pokémon! I love fat Pokémon and also I am commanding y'all to. Love them!